Every office has an Office Spaz, an Office Psycho, an Office Lump, and an Office Martyr. Which one are you?
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Join the dynamic team here at SoulWaste. We want people who believe in the hi-tech religion and who are willing to work 60 hour weeks under florescent lights in grey buildings with windows that don’t open.
Read on »How Shit Happens
In the beginning, there was the plan.
Read on »Thoughts From The Workplace…
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
Read on »Top 11 Reasons To Go To Work Naked
Inventive way to finally meet that special person in Human Resources.
Read on »Who Should Be The Manager
The brain said, Since I control everything and do all the thinking, I should be the manager.
Read on »12 Tips for Managers and Bosses
Wait until my yearly review and THEN tell me what my goals SHOULD have been. Give me a mediocre performance rating with a cost of living increase. I’m not here for the money anyway.
Read on »Business Horoscopes
MARKETING: You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to avoid having to study in college, concentrating instead on drinking and socializing, which is pretty much what your job responsibilities are now. Least compatible with Sales.
Read on »Hurdling Cube Walls – A real memo from my work
Yep – it’s a real memo from my workplace about not jumping over the cubicle walls.
Read on »The Boss
Quote from a recent meeting: We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done.
Read on »Differences Between You and Your Boss
When you take a long time on a project, you’re slow. When your boss takes a long time on a project, she/he’s thorough.
Read on »25 Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work
It’s an incentive to show up.
Read on »Top 10 Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk
They told me at the blood bank this might happen!
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