A cat is always on the wrong side of the door
A cat is the visible soul of a home
A home without a cat–and a well-fed, well-petted and properly revered cat–may be a perfect home, perhaps, but how can it prove title? — Mark Twain
After dark, all cats are jaguars
Anything not nailed down is a cat toy
Cat – a small furry organism with a tropism for where it’s not wanted
Cats are smarter then dogs. You can’t teach eight cats to pull a sled.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything has a function
Cats are Zen made Fur — Jo Godwin
Cat Creed: Everything here is mine
Dogs come when called. Cats take a message and get back to you
If cats had longer attention spans, they’d be running the world
Is it ok if the cat watches?
Thousands of years ago, Egyptians worshipped cats. Cats have never forgotten this.
What part of MEOW don’t you understand?
Whatever you’re doing its not as important as petting the cat.
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i LOVE THE ONE LINERS ABOUT CATS TOO