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which children’s storybook character are you?

Post author:HFM
Post published:April 9, 2002
Post category:What Am I?

which children’s storybook character are you?
this quiz was made by colleen
Of course I’m george! I’m always the monkey. Because monkeys are cool.

Stuff I haven’t blogged about

Post author:HFM
Post published:April 5, 2002
Post category:Art Journal

I realized that for some reason, there are always major things going on in my life that I for one reason or another fail to mention in my weblog. Why? Hmmm. Major things:
1) I’ve been buying lots ($$$$) of things on eBay. What? Not telling; don’t want to encourage people to bid against me. But I have a kick ass collection. Someday you’ll all see it. I love eBay. eBay rocks. Here’s some eBay purchases I can tell you about….

How to be a web designer

Post author:HFM
Post published:April 5, 2002
Post category:Funny Websites

How to be a web designer. I can think of some people to send this link to. But even I’m not that mean. So I’ll just post it here, and maybe they’ll see it.

help for people considering suicide

Post author:HFM
Post published:April 5, 2002
Post category:Journal

I learned a lot from this page. I wish I had it a year or so ago, when I was trying to help someone close to me. I’m glad everything turned out well.

Fun Flash Movies

Post author:HFM
Post published:April 5, 2002
Post category:Funny Videos Funny Websites

Smokey the Bear: A Flash Movie revision, a John Freeborn production.

Fun god! Sun god! Ra! Ra! Ra!

Post author:HFM
Post published:April 2, 2002
Post category:Journal Religion

Funny thing I read today in a religious flamewar (christians against everyone else) on a discussion board:
We want the fun god!
We want the sun god!
Fun god! Sun god!
Ra! Ra! Ra!

A variety of fun links to check out

Post author:HFM
Post published:April 1, 2002
Post category:Odd Holidays Recently Read

Google Technology run by pidgeons.
Bin Laden arrested in New Delhi, India. (Psych! not true.)
Dalnet to sell Bahamut ircd to Microsoft.
AOL buying up the most popular weblogs. Can’t be true–they haven’t contact me yet. 🙂
BBSpot — now part of the MSN network of sites.
Thinkgeek has the new “Wheatonix” software platform for sale, and also, Boba Fett’s original Helmet.

Liza Minnelli’s Wedding

Post author:HFM
Post published:April 1, 2002
Post category:GLBT Issues Television

So what’s the deal with people freaking out that Liza Minelli married a gay man? So? Her mother married a gay man. Her grandmother married a gay man. It’s a family tradition. Leave them alone. I think it’d be weird if Liza married a straight guy.

Top Willow/Tara euphemisms for Sex

Post author:HFM
Post published:March 25, 2002
Post category:Funny Lists Television

I found this, and must repeat it on my site:

TOP *THIRTEEN* WILLOW/TARA EUPHEMISMS FOR SEX
13. Searching the Nether Realms
12. Practicing Dianic rituals
11. Not driving stick
10. Working as a “single delicate implement”
9. Dripping wax on the Wymmin Power Shrine
8. Doing the “Wiccan Wiggle”
7. Riding the broomstick
6. Plucking the petals
5. Reaching consensus
4. Worshipping Thespia
3. Baking an empowering bundt cake
2. Eating an empowering bundt cake
1. One word – Spellcasting!

My junior high tennis shoes

Post author:HFM
Post published:March 25, 2002
Post category:Anecdotes Brain Food Journal Recently Read

Hey, look! It’s the tennis shoes that got my ass kicked in junior high school. Some genius has scanned the 1980 JC Penney catalog and put it online for you to peruse. I wonder if they also have the “Chic” jeans my mom made me wear; the ones that got me beat up in the gym locker room. Yeah, thanks for the memories, man. Thanks a lot.