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You’ve Changed 40% in 10 Years Ah, the past! You may not remember it well – because you’re still living in it. While you’ve changed some, you may want to update your wardrobe, music collection and circle of friends. How Much Have You Changed in 10 Years? Nah. I like my friends, thanks.

Which famous feline are you? You’re the Cheshire Cat. Your mysterious aura and your penchant for riddles keep your friends guessing. You dislike staying too long in any one place. Your advice is always sound, if somewhat enigmatic. The sum total of this is that people are always following you and you just WANT TO

What mythical beast are you? You’re a gryphon. You’re very powerful without needing to brag about it. Creativity is one of your strong suits. Your outward personality may change drastically according to your mood, which is not always a good thing. You’re a loyal guardian when you choose to be and you’re aligned towards *good*.Take

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Your Linguistic Profile: 65% General American English 15% Upper Midwestern 15% Yankee 5% Dixie 0% Midwestern What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

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Nice, with a few exceptions. Needs to be nice to everyone not just friends. (Ha!!!) Could try a little harder when things are tough. (Yeah, I know.) Good sense of humor. Made list last year. Needs to be good all December. ———————- Considering that it’s a randomly generated rating, it’s scary how accurate it is,

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Switzerland – A neutral power for as long as most can remember, it has avoided war for several centuries. However, it is still considered highly advanced and a global power. Positives: Judicial. Neutrality. World-Renouned. Powerful without Force. Makes Excellent Watches, Etc. Negatives: Target of Ridicule. Constant Struggle to Avoid Conflict. Target of Criminal Bank Accounts.

I’m from Gryffindor! You’re known for being brave, loyal and trustworthy, sometimes to a fault. But if the chips were down, wed count on someone like you to help out or save our lives. We just hope you don’t get yourself killed before we can cash in on that. Hogwart’s Sorting Hat Quiz made by

Hoooold on, pal, you’re getting ahead of yourself! you’re intense and about as mean as it gets! and you’re so vulgar, you can only use one word in your sentence. rock! Take the test, by Emily.

You are Joshua Abraham Norton, first and only Emperor of the United States of America! Born in England sometime in the second decade of the nineteenth century, you carved a notable business career, in South Africa and later San Francisco, until an entry into the rice market wiped out your fortune in 1854. After this,

You’re John Kerry! (Yeah, no shit.) The son of a community activist and a World War Two Air Corps pilot, you voluntarily joined the army to serve in Vietnam as you neared the end of your college years at Yale. There you earned a Silver Star, a Bronze Star with Combat V, and three Purple

Dust off your flugelhorn and heat up the sausages, ’cause you’re The Swiss! Decked in neutrality for almost a billion years now, the Swiss are always the favourites to survive any nuclear conflict. Not only do they have the most amazing dress sense, but they’ve also got keen technical knowhow, a very logical cultural heritage

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You are the Consummate Hipster. Newbies bow to you, everyone else just stares, as you swagger down the street with “Little Green Bag” stuck in your head. What Kind of Hipster Are You?

Democrat – You believe that there should be a free market which is reigned in by a modest state beaurocracy. You think that capitalism has some good things, but that those it helps should be obliged to help out their fellow man a little. Your historical role model is Franklin Roosevelt.

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“No, I wasn’t drunk last night. You’ve never seen me drunk.” What Kind of Drunk Are You? Brought to you by Rum and Monkey “You stared at the coving for half an hour.” “So? It takes more than that to get me drunk.” “You knocked over a bowl of nachos, trampled them into the carpet,

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Congratulations, You’re Davy Jones! You’re famous for being the cute little Brit with a ‘tude. You’ve gotten into your fair share of spats with your bandmates but you always seems to make up. You were going to be a jockey if this whole music thing didn’t work out and still like to ride as a

She was the Goddess of Wisdom, Goddess of Military Victory (war with good tactics and winning strategies, not just fighting, like Ares), and Goddess of Crafts. Athena invented the flute, the trumpet, the earthenware pot, the plough, the rake, the ox-yoke, the horse-bridle, the chariot, and the ship. She was also the first teacher of

I am Kong. Strong and passionate, I tend to be misunderstood, sometimes even feared. I don’t want to fight, I don’t want to cause trouble, all I ask is a little love, and a little peace. If I don’t get what I want, I get angry, and throw barrels and flaming oil at whatever’s stopping

I AM 73% INTERNET ADDICT! I am pretty addicted, but there is hope. I think I’m just well connected to the internet and technology, but it’s really a start of a drug-like addiction. I must act now! Unplug this computer! Take the INTERNET ADDICT test at Fuali.com

Congratulations, you’re rabies! Transmitted by rabid animals, you’re most commonly found infecting creatures such as raccoons, skunks, bats and foxes. But don’t worry, you affect humans too, causing either paralysis or hyperactivity in your advanced stages, and ultimately death. Your most famous symptom is hypersalviation – that delightful foaming at the mouth that we have

I AM 65% GEEK! Nerd, Freak, Geek, Dweeb. Sound familiar? That’s okay, cause I will be the richest person at my 15th year high school reunion. If a “con” isn’t happening that weekend. Take the GEEK test at Fuali.com

I AM 59% GOTH! Oh My Goth! You Goth, Girl. There is a good chance I am bi. Freakiness pumps through my viens, but I can still laugh at myself. Take the GOTH test at Fuali.com

I AM 56% PUNK ROCK! The intelligent punk. Tuff and Smart. I may be able to maintain a train of thought long enough… What the fuck was I talking about? Take the PUNK ROCK test at Fuali.com

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You Are: Fool In The Rain You are a very bizarre person, to say the least. You don’t think the way most other people do.  And you probably don’t really care. You defy convention, and probably really like burritos.  And you’re very content with your life.  You’re a ray of sunshine.  Piercing, bizarre end-of-the-world sunshine, but

Whether as a punishment or as a reward, the fates have decreed that you will spend eternity having sex with nuns. Better be careful though, they are ‘Brides of Christ’, and if he catches you at it he’ll pull out your pubic hair. Are You Damned? Brought to you by Rum and Monkey

Your blog is the story of your life – a living diary. If it happens, you blog it. And make it as entertaining as possible. What kind of blogger are you?

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You are Professor Bunny No one’s really sure how a small lagomorph managed to get accepted into a graduate program, defend a dissertation, and rise to the rank of tenured professor– all within the 5-7 year lifetime of a rabbit. One thing’s for sure though-you are both the department cut-up and heartthrob. Enjoy it while

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This is pretty fun. Hard as hell, but fun. I got 97 of 103 questions right, for a total of score of 167.15.

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Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is an excerpt from a children’s book, “Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants” �by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names… Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: ��A = poopsie

Okay, I got a bunch of e-mail about the below test I took. Hostile e-mail from people who don’t believe in guns. Fortunately for me, they don’t believe in guns. Here’s the thing, we were on a site at work for one of the authors of one of our books. And he had the test

Hey, I’m 78% dateable. Well, that’s a good thing.