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which children’s storybook character are you?
this quiz was made by colleen
Of course I’m george! I’m always the monkey. Because monkeys are cool.

“No, I wasn’t drunk last night. You’ve never seen me drunk.”

What Kind of Drunk Are You?
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“You stared at the coving for half an hour.”
“So? It takes more than that to get me drunk.”
“You knocked over a bowl of nachos, trampled them into the carpet, then shouted at a complete stranger that it didn’t matter because Mexicans were dirty anyway.”
– pause –
“It was an accident. I was joking.”
“You ate them.”

Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?
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The Completely Pointless Personality Quiz

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See what Care Bear you are.

Congratulations, You’re Davy Jones!

You’re famous for being the cute little Brit with a ‘tude. You’ve gotten into your fair share of spats with your bandmates but you always seems to make up. You were going to be a jockey if this whole music thing didn’t work out and still like to ride as a hobby.
You really did play your own instruments, even though there were just maracas and tamborines. Hey, you have tamborine a whole new meaning! You belted out sappy love songs like “Daydream Believer” and “Valleri” and made little girls hearts flutter. They even bought tons of toy tamborines just to be like you!
You were on hundreds of young girls walls and you’re still milking it today. You’re the only one who never really stopped being a Monkee and who still embraces your Monkee roots! Go you!
Take the Hey Hey, Which Monkee Are You? Quiz.

She was the Goddess of Wisdom, Goddess of Military Victory (war with good tactics and winning strategies, not just fighting, like Ares), and Goddess of Crafts. Athena invented the flute, the trumpet, the earthenware pot, the plough, the rake, the ox-yoke, the horse-bridle, the chariot, and the ship. She was also the first teacher of the science of numbers, and all women’s arts: weaving, cooking, and spinning. Here is some of her iconography: the aegis (shield/fringed cloak, sometimes with the head of Medusa on it), a shield (again, sometimes with the head of Medusa), bronze armor, a helmet (this is very common), and a spear (also very common). Athena was also one of the three Virgin Goddesses on Olympus.
Take the Which Greek Goddess Are You? Quiz

I am Kong.
Strong and passionate, I tend to be misunderstood, sometimes even feared. I don’t want to fight, I don’t want to cause trouble, all I ask is a little love, and a little peace. If I don’t get what I want, I get angry, and throw barrels and flaming oil at whatever’s stopping me. What Video Game Character Are You?

I AM 73% INTERNET ADDICT!

I am pretty addicted, but there is hope. I think I’m just well connected to the internet and technology, but it’s really a start of a drug-like addiction. I must act now! Unplug this computer!
Take the INTERNET ADDICT test at Fuali.com