What Kind of Drunk Are You?

“No, I wasn’t drunk last night. You’ve never seen me drunk.”
I'm Not Drunk!
What Kind of Drunk Are You?
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“You stared at the coving for half an hour.”
“So? It takes more than that to get me drunk.”
“You knocked over a bowl of nachos, trampled them into the carpet, then shouted at a complete stranger that it didn’t matter because Mexicans were dirty anyway.”
– pause –
“It was an accident. I was joking.”
“You ate them.”

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