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- You’re so tired you now answer the phone, "Hell".
- Your friends call to ask how you’ve been, and you immediately scream, "Get off my back, bitch!"
- Your garbage can IS your "in" box.
- You wake up to discover your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just don’t care.
- You have so much on your mind, you’ve forgotten how to pee.
- Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday.
- You sleep more at work than at home.
- You leave for a party and instinctively bring your ID badge.
- Your Day-Timer exploded a week ago.
- You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now.
- You consider a 40 hour week a vacation.
- You don’t set your alarm anymore because you know your cellphone will go off before your alarm does.
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