Leather Tuscadero

Suzy Quatro
Suzy Quatro
Strange things that come up in conversations at work: Leather Tuscadero from Happy Days (Suzi Quatro). Until I saw the pictures, I really didn’t remember her, and now I’m wondering why I didn’t, because I have a vague memory of Mom hating that character and saying she wasn’t very feminine. You’d think I would have glommed onto that. Funny… just noticed that she had an album titled: “Your Mama Won’t Like Me.” That’s true, Suzi, she didn’t.

And an interesting analysis of her on this fan site: “In addition to her (for the times) pretty outragous stage persona, she also frequently choose to cover songs from male artists without changing the lyrics, thus giving lesbian overtones to the performance.” No wonder mom didn’t like her. Yet another “gay” thing that my mother tried to shelter me from (also, Three’s Company, Soap, etc.). Didn’t work, mom.

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Parodies of Indigo Girls Songs

Okay, you have to be an Indigo Girls fan for this one: Parodies of Indigo Girls Songs. There’s a parody of “Don’t Give That Girl a Gun” entitled “Go Give That Girl Some Gum.” Now that’s funny. Also a christmas version of “Burn All the Letters” that’s called “Return All The Sweaters.” It may not be Weird Al caliber writing, but they get off some good ones.
On the other hand, there’s no Indigo Girls fan fiction out there. Hmmm. I’m sensing an untapped market.
Also, it’s smart, it’s funny, sometimes you have to look up what they’re talking about, but here it is, Cat and Girl the cartoon. And you know it’s cool, because they live next door to Death, and he comes over to play Parcheesi. Parcheesi is cool. I like the one where they first see Death in a restaurant, and they freak out because they want to meet him, but they’re afraid to go over to him, so they just shout “We like your work” as he’s leaving.

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Cecelia, you’re breaking my heart

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Cecelia, you’re breaking my heart
you’re shaking my confidence daily.
Cecelia, I’m down on my knees
I’m begging you please to come home.
Making love in the afternoon with Cecelia
Up in my bedroom
I get up to wash my face
when I come back to bed
someone’s taken my place.
Cecelia, you’re breaking my heart
you’re shaking my confidence daily.
Cecelia, I’m down on my knees
I’m begging you please to come home.
Jubilation,
She loves me again,
I fall on the floor and I’m laughing
Okay, doesn’t this song seem a bit unfinished? Shouldn’t their be a couple of verses before the “jubilation” verse that explain why she came back? I’m just going to make up my own version of the song so I know what happened in between.

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Senor Don Gato

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Senor Don Gato

Senor Don Gato
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Oh Senor Don Gato was a cat
On a high red roof Don Gato sat
He went there to read a letter,
Meow, meow, meow
Where the reading light was better,
Meow, meow, meow
‘Twas a love note for Don Gato

I adore you wrote the lady cat
Who was fluffy, white and nice and fat
There was not a sweeter kitty,
Meow, meow, meow
In the country or the city,
Meow, meow, meow
And she said she’d wed Don Gato

Oh, Don Gato jumped so happily
He fell off the roof and broke his knee
Broke his ribs and all his whiskers,
Meow, meow, meow
And his little solar plexus,
Meow, meow, meow
Ay Caramba cried Don Gato

Then the doctors all came on the run
Just to see if something could be done
And they held a consultation,
Meow, meow, meow
About how to save their patient,
Meow, meow, meow
How to save Senor Don Gato

But in spite of everything they tried
Poor Senor Don Gato up and died
And it wasn’t very merry,
Meow, meow, meow
Going to the cemetery,
Meow, meow, meow
For the ending of Don Gato

When the funeral passed the market square
Such a smell of fish was in the air
Though his burial was slated,
Meow, meow, meow
He became reanimated,
Meow, meow, meow
He came back to life, Don Gato

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Ennui

01 – Origin of Love – Hedwig and The Angry Inch Sountrack – Hedwig and The Angry Inch Sountrack
02 – Sugar Daddy – Hedwig and The Angry Inch Sountrack – Hedwig and The Angry Inch Sountrack
03 – In the Jailhouse Now – The Soggy Bottom Boys – O Brother Where Art Thou? Soundtrack – 3:36
04 – Dora Goes To Town – Andrew Byrd’s Bowl of Fire – The Grandeur – 3:03
05 – Boogie Woogie #5 – Puffy Amiyumi – cmj new music july – 4:10
06 – Baby Please Don’t Leave Me – Buddy Guy – cmj new music july – 3:54
07 – I Am A Man of Constant Sorrow – The Soggy Bottom Boys – O Brother Where Art Thou? Soundtrack – 4:18
08 – I’ll Fly Away – Allison Krauss & Gillian Welch – O Brother Where Art Thou? Soundtrack – 3:57
09 – Didn’t Leave Nobody But the Baby – Emmy Lou Harris, Allison Krauss & Gillian Welch – O Brother Where Art Thou? Soundtrack – 1:58
10 – Mrs. Steven Rudy – Mark McGuinn – 3.26
11 – Underdog (Save Me) – Turin Brakes – cmj new music july – 3:34
12 – Stop (cover of Madonna’s Don’t Tell Me to Stop) – Joe Henry – cmj new music july – 4:40
13 – I’m So Open – Cowboy Junkies – cmj new music july – 4:09
14 – Night Shift Guru – Cash Brothers – cmj new music july – 4:15
15 – Najala’s Lament – Yma Sumac – The Ultimate Yma Sumac Collection – 3:17
16 – Squares – The Beta Band – cmj august – 3:46
17 – “Fuzzy” – Incredible Moses Leroy – cmj new music july – 3:07
18 – Pretend to Be Nice – Josie And The Pussy Cats – Josie And The Pussy Cats Soundtrack
19 – Lover Please – Melissa Etheridge – Skin
20 – Hot Topic – Le Tigre – Le Tigre – 3:42 – 21 – Bang Bang – Le Tigre – From The Desk of Mr. Lady

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Happy Birthday, Riley (vol. 3)

01 – Big Rock Candy Mountain – Harry McClintock
02 – Potato – Cheryl Wheeler
03 – Sugar Sugar – The Archies
04 – Candy Man – Sammy Davis Jr. & The Mike Curb Congregation
05 – Chewy Chewy – Ohio Express
06 – Yummy Yummy Yummy – Ohio Express
07 – Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep – Mac & Katie Kissoon
08 – Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead – The Fifth Estate
09 – Is This The Way To Amarillo – Tony Christie
10 – A Little Bit Me – The Monkees
11 – I Think I Love You – David Cassidy
12 – The Garden Song – Peter, Paul & Mary
13 – Bad Bad Leroy Brown – Jim Croce
14 – Black Superman [Muhammed Ali] – Johnny Wakelin
15 – Kung Fu Fighting – Carl Douglas
16 – Devil Went Down To Georgia – Charlie Daniels Band
17 – Elvira – The Oak Ridge Boys
18 – You Are My Sunshine – Riders in the Sky
19 – Don’t Fence Me In – Roy Rogers
20 – Thank God I’m A Country Boy – John Denver
21 – Convoy – C. W. McCall
22 – Pass The Dutchie – Musical Youth
23 – Up Up And Away – The Fifth Dimension
24 – Wonder Woman – New World Symphony
25 – BJ And The Bear – Greg Evigan
26 – Muskrat Love – Captain & Tennille

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Songs about Dangerous Women

I made this CD of songs about dangerous women after a lunch-time conversation with friends about the difference between “devil woman” and “evil woman,” and how there are two different version of “devil woman” and how we were all getting the songs mixed up with “Black Magic Woman.” Then we started a list of all the songs we could think of… and this is where it ended up.

1 Black Betty – Leadbelly
2 Black Betty – Blow Soundtrack
3 Black Magic Woman – Santana
4 American Woman – Led Zepplin
5 Witchy Woman – Eagles
6 Devil Woman – Marty Robbins
7 Devil Woman – Cliff Richard
8 Evil Woman – ELO
9 Honky Tonk Woman – Rolling Stones
10 Hard Headed Woman – Elvis Presley
11 Black Magic Woman [live] – Santana
12 Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress – The Hollies
13 Hanky Panky Woman (Loretta Lynn Cover) — Kelly Hogan – Kelly Hogan
14 Devil With A Blue Dress On – Little Richard
15 Long Tall Sally – Little Richard
16 Dark Lady – Cher
17 Hot Child In The City – Nick Gilder
18 Undercover Angel – Alan O’Day
19 Maneater – Hall And Oates
20 Jolene – Dolly Parton
21 Rich Girl – Hall And Oates
22 Lucille – Kenny Rogers
23 Rio – Duran Duran
24 Bitch – Meredith Brooks
25 L.A. Woman – Billy Idol
26 Ah! Leah! – Donny Iris
27 American Woman – Lenny Kravitz
28 Billy Jean – Michael Jackson
29 Ruby Red Dress – Helen Reddy
30 Angie – Rolling Stones
31 Kentucky Woman – Neil Diamond
32 Delia’s Gone – Johnny Cash
33 Femme Fatale – Tom Tom Club

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