Top Ten Slogans Currently Being Considered by Viagra

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10. "Viagra. The quicker dicker upper."

9. "One-a-day, like iron."

8. "Get a piece of the rock."

7. "You’ve come a long way, baby."

6. "Viagra, it plumps when you take ’em."

5. "Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman."

4. "Tastes great, more filling."

3. "Viagra, built ram tough."

2. "Here’s the beef!"

and the number one slogan being considered by Viagra:

1. Just do her!

Some honorable mentions:

"We work harder, so you don’t have to."

"Ten inches long… and growing."

"Viagra, when it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight."

"Viagra, home of the whopper."

"Viagra, now is a great time to be silver."

"This is your penis. This is your penis on Viagra. Any questions?"

"Give her a BIG surprise tonight!"

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Theme Songs For The Viagra Commercials

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While Pfizer has had a lot of great press reagarding the launch of Viagra, the new male impotency medication, its marketing department has been working vigorously to develop its advertising campaign to augment its sales once all of the PR has died down.

While going through potential commercials, they realized that such an important medication needed a theme song to help its long term identity.

Here are a few of the top suggestions that came up in the meeting.

I am a Rock — Paul Simon

Suddenly — B. Ocean

A Hard Days Night — The Beatles

Please Mr. Postman

Can’t Buy Me Love (Now you can. — The Beatles

Do That To Me One More Time — Captain and Tenille

Everlasting Love — The Bee Gees

Take Me Out To The Ballgame

Let Your Love Flow — L. E. Williams

Longer — Dan Fogelberg

No Ordinary Love — Sade

Help Me Make It Through the Night

Love Takes Time (about an hour wait – according to Pfizer) — Mariah Carey

The Power of Love — Celine Dion

The Things We Do For Love — 10CC

We’ve Only Just Begun — Paul Williams

Have You Never Been Mello — Kris Kristofferson

Girls Just Want To Have Fun — Cindy Lauper

When I’m 64 — The Beatles

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Questions to Ponder about Viagra

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If a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get the casket lid shut?

If the insurance companies are going to set guidelines before approving Viagra coverage, what are they going to use? A growth chart?

I dropped a Viagra in a jar of small sweet pickles last night and this morning had a jar full of big Kosher dills.

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