Theme Songs For The Viagra Commercials

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While Pfizer has had a lot of great press reagarding the launch of Viagra, the new male impotency medication, its marketing department has been working vigorously to develop its advertising campaign to augment its sales once all of the PR has died down.

While going through potential commercials, they realized that such an important medication needed a theme song to help its long term identity.

Here are a few of the top suggestions that came up in the meeting.

I am a Rock — Paul Simon

Suddenly — B. Ocean

A Hard Days Night — The Beatles

Please Mr. Postman

Can’t Buy Me Love (Now you can. — The Beatles

Do That To Me One More Time — Captain and Tenille

Everlasting Love — The Bee Gees

Take Me Out To The Ballgame

Let Your Love Flow — L. E. Williams

Longer — Dan Fogelberg

No Ordinary Love — Sade

Help Me Make It Through the Night

Love Takes Time (about an hour wait – according to Pfizer) — Mariah Carey

The Power of Love — Celine Dion

The Things We Do For Love — 10CC

We’ve Only Just Begun — Paul Williams

Have You Never Been Mello — Kris Kristofferson

Girls Just Want To Have Fun — Cindy Lauper

When I’m 64 — The Beatles

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