Top Ten Slogans Currently Being Considered by Viagra
10. "Viagra. The quicker dicker upper."
9. "One-a-day, like iron."
8. "Get a piece of the rock."
7. "You’ve come a long way, baby."
6. "Viagra, it plumps when you take ’em."
5. "Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman."
4. "Tastes great, more filling."
3. "Viagra, built ram tough."
2. "Here’s the beef!"
and the number one slogan being considered by Viagra:
1. Just do her!
Some honorable mentions:
"We work harder, so you don’t have to."
"Ten inches long… and growing."
"Viagra, when it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight."
"Viagra, home of the whopper."
"Viagra, now is a great time to be silver."
"This is your penis. This is your penis on Viagra. Any questions?"
"Give her a BIG surprise tonight!"