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Steve Jobs and iPhone
Dave & Garrett’s Halloween party
Read on »Halloween Porch at Night
Our Front Porch
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We’re Hiding in the House With the Lights Off
Because we ran out of candy about 10 minutes ago. Holy crap! We gave away not only all of our candy, but the candy our neighbor brought over because he had to leave. We had about 150 kids or so. And we can still hear them out there walking up and down the street. Next
Read on »Halloween Decorating
Ten Reasons Why Halloween is Better than Sex
If you don’t like what you get, you can always go next door.
Read on »Ways To Confuse Trick-Or-Treaters
After you give them candy, hand the trick-or-treaters a bill.
Read on »Everything I Need To Know, I Learned From 1980s Horror Movies
Beware of strangers bearing tools such as chainsaws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawn mowers, butane torches, soldering irons, band saws, or any device made from deceased companions.
Read on »A Halloween Story
A Halloween Story Author Unknown A man was walking home alone late one night when he hears a……. BUMP… BUMP… BUMP… behind him. Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image of an
Read on »Bad Halloween Jokes
Author Unknown Q. Why don’t witches like to ride their brooms when they’re angry? A. They’re afraid of flying off the handle! Q. Who won the skeleton beauty contest? A. No body Q. What do skeletons say before they begin dining? A. Bone appetit ! Q. Where do baby ghosts go during the day? A.
Read on »The Official Roslyn’s Bakery Costume – Halloween 1999
For those of you who don’t know, Indianapolis’ Roslyn Bakeries (well-known local establishments for years) were closed because of the unsanitary conditions of their factory.
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