komodo dragon

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And now a few words from the komodo dragon on his side of the story.

I don’t want to call nobody a liar or nothing. This is just what I know. But one thing I’m tired of hearing about is how I mistake this guy’s foot for a white rat. Komo didn’t make no mistake. I don’t see so good maybe, but I flick my tongue out I can smell this bum from three miles away. Komo knows what the fuck he doing.

So the man takes his shoes and socks off and he walking around in there in my house. The man Jay is in there too. I tell you something. I don’t want to offend nobody, but people smell bad to Komo. People don’t smell like a food. Komo like a nice deer. That’s some good eating! The man don’t smell like that, but you know I get hungry. I didn’t ask this guy to come into my house at lunchtime. Now there’s a lady with yellow hair outside and she’s taking pictures. She tells the man to move around to other side. This Komo’s bad side. This is L.A., you know. Lady should know better. So now Komo a little steamed. Komo bite the man.

Also, I’m well started on the big writing project. Cool cool cool. I’ll try to work on it more tomorrow.

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honesty is the best policy

I like the phrase “honesty is the best policy.” It sort of implies that you’ve tried other policies, and realized they didn’t work. It’s not one of those “because I said so” kind of instructions. It’s like the voice of experience talking. Sort of : “I’ve been a big liar, but it really wasn’t all it’s cracked up to be.”

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D & D Online Alignment Test

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D&D Online Alignment Test
Your Character’s Alignment: Based on your answers to the quiz, your character’s most likely alignment is Neutral Good.
Neutral Good

A neutral good character does the best that a good person can do. He is devoted to helping others. He works with kings and magistrates but does not feel beholden to them. The common phrase for neutral good is “true good.” Neutral good is the best alignment you can be because it means doing what is good without bias toward or against order.
–excerpted from the Player’s Handbook, Chapter 6

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Invictus

Oh holy crap. Timothy McVeigh decided to release as his “final words” before execution the poem “Invictus” which I’ve had on my website in my favorite poem section for five years. I come up at the top of some search engines, so I’ve had almost two hundred thousand hits on this page since this afternoon. If you’re looking for right-wing conspiracy theories and paranoia, don’t look for them here; I believe in logic, reason, and ‘government of the people, by the people and for the people.’

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The Road to Springfield

The Road to Springfield: [link deprecated] Vote on your favorite supporting character in NCAA playoff-style matches. To be eligible, the character must have appeared in at least two episodes. Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie are ineligible.

This weekend was laid-back but pretty busy: I went to the lesbian picnic on Friday night. Saturday, we did a brief run through the Talbott Street art fair, peered in the windows of Dan and Doug’s new house (they’re closing Wednesday) and ate lunch at Bazbeaux. On Saturday night, I went to R. Bistro (Massachusetts Ave.) with Dan, Doug, Garrett, Amy, Jeremy, Jennifer, Barb, Michelle, and Ralph. David’s the manager, there; it’s a new restaurant. Nice place; definitely go.

I spend Sunday working on the lawn and “verandah”. I finished putting up hooks for hanging plants, then planted the Snow-in-Summer seeds and Black Eyed Susans, then I went and bought a hanging plant and a bunch of small plants for the front flower bed.

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Happy Birthday, Riley (vol. 3)

01 – Big Rock Candy Mountain – Harry McClintock
02 – Potato – Cheryl Wheeler
03 – Sugar Sugar – The Archies
04 – Candy Man – Sammy Davis Jr. & The Mike Curb Congregation
05 – Chewy Chewy – Ohio Express
06 – Yummy Yummy Yummy – Ohio Express
07 – Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep – Mac & Katie Kissoon
08 – Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead – The Fifth Estate
09 – Is This The Way To Amarillo – Tony Christie
10 – A Little Bit Me – The Monkees
11 – I Think I Love You – David Cassidy
12 – The Garden Song – Peter, Paul & Mary
13 – Bad Bad Leroy Brown – Jim Croce
14 – Black Superman [Muhammed Ali] – Johnny Wakelin
15 – Kung Fu Fighting – Carl Douglas
16 – Devil Went Down To Georgia – Charlie Daniels Band
17 – Elvira – The Oak Ridge Boys
18 – You Are My Sunshine – Riders in the Sky
19 – Don’t Fence Me In – Roy Rogers
20 – Thank God I’m A Country Boy – John Denver
21 – Convoy – C. W. McCall
22 – Pass The Dutchie – Musical Youth
23 – Up Up And Away – The Fifth Dimension
24 – Wonder Woman – New World Symphony
25 – BJ And The Bear – Greg Evigan
26 – Muskrat Love – Captain & Tennille

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