Your fondest childhood memory is when Skippy got his head stuck in the banister
You relax by putting on your legwarmers and dancing to the “Footloose” soundtrack
You think the Two Coreys are “totally awesome”
You’re still bitter that Wham! broke up
Punky Brewster is your hero
You type all of your term papers on a Commodore 64
You still resent your parents for not installing a dumbwaiter in your house like Webster’s
The only video games you play are Frogger, 텐텐벳, and Pac Man
You’re building your own Clockwork Smurf
Your summer attire is Jellies and Jams
A-Ha’s “Take on Me” is still your favorite video
You consider yourself truly, truly, truly outrageous, much like Jem and the Holograms
You wonder why more people don’t wear high heels, Jordache jeans, and lacy ankle socks
You call all motorcycle cops “Ponch”
Every time you go to the beach you look for Snorks
You’re still upset Madonna and Sean broke up
You know who Stinky Sullivan is
You work out with “Get in Shape Girl”
You want to be Molly Ringwald when you grow up
You enjoy dancing on the ceiling and wearing your sunglasses at night
You know who Loverboy is
You think there should be a Kids Incorporated original cast reunion
You think of Janet Jackson as “that girl who used to date Willis”
You can sing the theme song to Small Wonder
Every time you see a fountain you want to dance around it and yell “Fame!”
You still have a shoebox full of Garbage Pail Kid cards
You write your congressman asking him to introduce a bill to make “Born in the USA” the national anthem
You still use your Snoopy Sno-Cone machine
You know it’s not “comma, comma, comma” it’s karma
You stay up nights wondering what Bastian’s mother’s name was in “The Neverending Story”
You have nightmares about the Peculiar Purple Pieman of Porcupine Peak
You still practice your Care Bear Stare
You know that girls just wanna have fuh-un
You can name all The Wuzzles
You harbor a secret dream of being slimed by Alistair
You can do the Safety Dance
In your spare time you are writing “The Breakfast Club 2”
You like to “connect the dots, la la la la!”
Someone mentions Jennifer Beals and you don’t say “Who?”
Your prized possession is a collection of “Return of the Jedi” Shrinky Dinks
You know whose number is 867-5309
You get depressed thinking about Anthony Michael Hall’s career
You’re starting a write-in campaign to MTV to bring back Remote Control
You drink Diet Coke because Max Headroom told you to
You consider Jo vs. Blair the major philosophical conflict of the 20th century
You have a duck phone and ride around your house on a little train
You want to be one of the Solid Gold Dancers
You still watch things on Beta
You want to change your name to Rio and dance on the sand
You know that “Weird Science” was a movie before a tv show
Your favorite proverb is “some like it hot and some sweat when the heat is on”
You always waited for the Sweet Pickles Bus to visit your house
Your favorite party game is Hungry Hungry Hippos
You saw the New Kids on the Block when they were Tiffany’s opening act
You liked Tom Hanks better when he was a crossdresser
You know which Hollywood Square Jim J Bullock was in
You practice getting in and out of your car through the windows
You have the tendency to turn up the collar of your polo shirts
You’re still wondering who really was the boss
You know what the “P” in “Alex P. Keaton” stands for
You keep asking your teachers if instead of the quiz you can take the physical challenge
You organize weekend tournaments of TV tag
You still drink New Coke
When you watch “Terminator 2” you wonder where Vincent is
You know ALF’s real name
You never go out for a night on the town without frosted blue eyeshadow and feathered bangs
You can name all of the Thundercats
You hanker for a hunk of cheese
Everything in your wardrobe is either pastel or fluorescent
Your musical inspiration is Sonny Mann
Sometimes you just want to shout, shout, let it all out
You’re planning a dream vacation to Mepos
You use your Speak and Spell to phone home
You know the original members of Menudo
Sometimes out of the blue you just got to shake your love
When you’re stuck in traffic you tell your car to engage Turbo Boost and are surprised when it doesn’t talk back
You remember when Vanessa sang Kareoke to “Locomotion”
You know that Mr. Steele functions best in an advisory capacity.
People are constantly gagging you with spoons
Your idea of appreciating ancient cultures is “Walk Like an Egyptian”
The only thing you know about the Nazis is that they threw Indy to the snakes
You still use your hair crimper before going out on a hot date
You hatch plots to break Murdock out of VA hospital
You know which five people Serpentor’s DNA came from.
You have “We Are the World” on 45
You’re still sending death threats to Mr. Rubik
You can feel St. Elmo’s fire burnin’ in you
You watch NYPD Blue thinking, “Well, they’re no Crockett and Tubbs, that’s for sure”
You know what a “burnout” is.
You know what “Sike” means.
You know the profound meaning of “Wax on, Wax off”.
You know that another name for a keyboard is a”Synthesizer”.
You wanted to be a Goonie.
You know who Max Headroom is.
You ever wore flourescent clothing.
You could breakdance, or wish you could.
You wanted to be The Hulk for Halloween.
Partying “like it’s 1999” seemed SO far away.
You wanted to be on StarSearch.
You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off.
You wore a banana clip at some point during your youth, or knew someone who did.
You knew what Willis was “talkin’ ’bout”.
You HAD to have your MTV
You hold a special place in your heart for “Back to the Future”.
You thought Molly Ringwald was REALLY cool.
You actually thought “Dirty Dancing” was a REALLY good movie.
You heard of Garbage Pail Kids.
You knew “The Artist” when he was humbly called “Prince”.
You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game system.
You own any cassettes.
You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we’d all be living on the moon.
You remember And/or own any of the CareBear Glass collection from Pizza Hut.
Or any other stupid collection they came out with.
Poltergeist freaked you out.
You carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins or an ET lunchbox.
You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf.
You know what a Doozer is.
You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish, or knew someone who did.
You ever had a Swatch Watch.
You can name 1/2 the members of Duran Duran
You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.
You had WonderWoman or Superman underoos.
You know what a “Whammee” is.
You had a crush on Jon Bon Jovi, or knew someone who did.