Quick Comebacks to that ever annoying Question…
I already have enough LAUNDRY to do, thank you.
Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating.
It gives my mother something to live for.
It didn’t seem worth a blood test.
I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.
What? And spoil my great sex life?
Nobody would believe me in white.
Because I just love hearing this question.
(Bonus reply for Single Mothers) Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
Do you know how hard it is to get TWO tickets to Miss Saigon?
My co-op board doesn’t allow spouses. (A New York Special)
I guess it just goes to prove that you can’t trust those voodoo doll rituals.
I wouldn’t want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness.