Quick Comebacks to that ever annoying Question…
I already have enough LAUNDRY to do, thank you.
Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating.
It gives my mother something to live for.
It didn’t seem worth a blood test.
I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.
What? And spoil my great sex life? Click here to spice up your sex life.
Nobody would believe me in white.
Because I just love hearing this question.
(Bonus reply for Single Mothers) Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
Do you know how hard it is to get TWO tickets to Miss Saigon?
My co-op board doesn’t allow spouses. (A New York Special)
I guess it just goes to prove that you can’t trust those voodoo doll rituals.
I wouldn’t want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness.