Children’s Letters to God

From Kirt B. Bennett

Dear God:

In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation? – Jane

Are you really invisible or is that just a trick? – Lucy

Is it true my father won’t go to Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house? – Anita

Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? – Norma

Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t You just keep the ones You have now? – Jane

Who draws the lines around the countries? – Nan

I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay? – Neil

What does it mean You are a Jealous God? I thought You had everything. – Jane

Did you really mean "do unto others as they do unto you?" Because if you did, then I’m going to fix my brother! – Darla

Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. – Joyce

It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about You that people are not supposed to say, but I hope You will not hurt him anyway. – Your friend (But I am not going to tell you who I am)

Why is Sunday school on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest. – Tom L.

Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before, You can look it up. – Bruce

If You give me a genie lamp like Aladdin, I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set. – Raphael

My brother is a rat. You should give him a tail. Ha ha. – Danny

Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. – Larry

I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much hair all over. – Sam

I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions. – Ruth M.

I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. – Nan

If You watch me in church Sunday, I’ll show You my new shoes. – Mickey D.

I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible. Love, Chris

We read Thomas Edison made light. But in school they said You did it. So I bet he stole your idea. Sincerely, D

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