That damned liberal media of the Des Moines Register (those gosh darned volvo-driving, latte-drinking, er… corn farmers!) take John McCain to the cleaners and don’t even give him back his pocket change or dryer lint. And, the paper had already endorsed him, before he acts like a total prick while being interviewed.
My favorite highlight: in answer to the question about whether he personally has always been covered by a taxpayer supported health care plan – he answered “I’ve never been an astronaut, but I think I know the challenges of space.”
Um, okay?