Scary Kid Stuff (with pictures!)

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Paul the Spud at Shakespeare’s Sister asks the question “What creeped you out as a kid?” Here are my answers, many of which were from TV shows that I probably shouldn’t have been watching.

1. The Star Trek episode “Miri” where the crew beams down to a planet that at first seems deserted. But they soon find out it’s occupied only by children, because a strange leprosy-like disease attacks adults and kills them. The crew gets the disease, and has to find a cure. I still vividly remember the disease was like a strange blue-green mold growing on the crew — gross!

Star Trek Episode: Miri
Star Trek Episode: Miri

I couldn’t find the image that sticks out in my head – Kirk pulls back his sleeve and he’s got blue mold on his forearm. Ugh.

2. The Space 1999 episode “The Dragon’s Domain” – There’s a creepy-ass octopus-like monster with a glowing eye that sucks the characters in and spits back out their mutilated corpses. Until I started searching for it just now, I had no idea what the show or episode was. I found it by searching for “space creature glowing eye tentacles.”

Space 1999 Monster
Space 1999 Monster

Shudder. I’m going to have dreams about that. I had nightmares about this thing for YEARS.

2. The Towering Inferno — which we weren’t supposed to watch on TV, because we were too young, but the babysitter let us stay up. I don’t remember a thing about the movie, but I’ve hated disaster movies ever since.

Towering Inferno
Towering Inferno

Hmm. Why do I suspect this is a movie that will never get a remake?

3. The Wicked Witch popping into Munchkinland. (Although this was also my favorite part, because Dorothy backs up and Glinda puts her arms around her to protect her from the witch. “Rubbish. You have no power here! Begone, before someone drops a house on you, too!” Sigh.) Unlike some of the comments from other people, I was never scared of the flying monkeys, cause I thought they were prisoners. I was afraid of the castle guards. Apparently the witch surprise is pretty universal — my aunt Rosemary ran out of the theater and refused to see the rest of the movie.

The Wicked Witch of the West
The Wicked Witch of the West
Dorothy and Glinda
Dorothy and Glinda

Completely an excuse to post another picture of Glinda.

4. The original Twilight Zone episode “It’s a Good Life” – the creepy kid who can make any of his wishes come true — I vividly remember the image of his sister, who had no mouth.

Twilight Zone - It's A Good Life
Twilight Zone – It’s A Good Life

I looked for a picture of that, but couldn’t find one, so here’s a picture of a flying monkey instead. I love their little cape/jackets. (2021 Update – found a pic. Still creepy.)

Flying Monkey
Flying Monkey
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Amending the Soil

Me and my load of crap.
Our flower beds have very depleted soil, so I picked up a load of compost this morning and spread it around the beds after overturning all the soil. It’s amazing how much compost this requires, really. I’ll need to get another load of crap for the front beds; a truckload only covered the beds on the south side of the house. Technically, it’s not just crap – it’s a mixture of compost, peat and topsoil. But it smells like crap and attracts LOTS of flies, so basically it’s crap.
You can see a bunch more pictures of the work I did here.
I got it from Indiana Mulch Company, because I priced it in comparison to the bags at Lowes and this is a way better deal. They also are handy because they’re right downtown (we pass them on the way to the recycling place) so I don’t have to drive all over to get it.
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I in no way resembled this character while shoveling shit.

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Saturday

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Today I mowed the yard at my old house, buried St. Joseph, picked up the yard a bit, mowed Dan and Doug’s front yard, put cement blocks away at our house, did some rearranging in the garage, flattened all the cardboard and sorted recycling, rearranged some of the moving boxes that are remaining to be unpacked so we have the living room clear to relax in, cooked the grains for the dish we’re making for Jan’s wedding tomorrow, did some rearranging in the kitchen, ran a load of dishes through the dishwasher (click here to see which brand is the best one), hung some pictures in the kitchen and hung the large clock in the living room, put the batteries in my laser level and read the instructions for it, rearranged stuff on the front porch, installed six hooks on the porch so we can hang wind chimes and hanging flower pots, installed a ring on the porch so we can hook up Spike’s chain, took a five-gallon bucket of paint and a moving dolly to Stephanie’s house, brought a load of stuff back from there, visited K-Mart and bought light bulbs and curtain rods, hung a curtain rod and curtains in the kitchen, took down some of the painting tape along the edge of the ceiling, read part of a book about Indianapolis history, and did some blog reading.
Meanwhile, Stephanie and her dad and Kathy spend the day working on cleaning and painting at her house to get it ready for renting. We all got a lot done today.

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Burying Saint Joe

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First Stephanie sent me a link that she saw on MSNBC about the old tradition of burying a statue of St. Joseph in your yard when you sell your house. Then someone on a blog noted it, and now I’ve seen it mentioned on J-Walk Blog.
So today I drove by Kreig Brothers downtown, and bought a St. Joseph house selling kit. The premise is that you bury St. Joseph in the yard, with his feet pointing toward heaven and facing the house. He’ll bring someone to purchase your home, and once you close on the house, you dig him up and put him in a place of honor in your new home. (Joseph is the patron saint of moving because he had to move his family to Egypt and back.)
While I was there, I also bought a little St. Joseph statue for my mom, because he’s also supposed to help prevent appliances from breaking and help bring providence so thing can get fixed. (He’s also the patron saint of carpenters.)
And I got some Saints medals and other fun things. Couldn’t hurt.

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National Novel Writing Month 2006

National Novel Writing Month is November 1st, and the sign-up for it begins this Friday October 1st (I managed to skip the entire month of September in my head). One of my friends participated in the past and is going to again this year.

Here’s the scoop:

National Novel Writing Month is a fun, seat-of-your-pants approach to novel writing. Participants begin writing November 1. The goal is to write a 175-page (50,000-word) novel by midnight, November 30.

Valuing enthusiasm and perseverance over painstaking craft, NaNoWriMo is a novel-writing program for everyone who has thought fleetingly about writing a novel but has been scared away by the time and effort involved.

Because of the limited writing window, the ONLY thing that matters in NaNoWriMo is output. It’s all about quantity, not quality. The kamikaze approach forces you to lower your expectations, take risks, and write on the fly.

Make no mistake: You will be writing a lot of crap. And that’s a good thing. By forcing yourself to write so intensely, you are giving yourself permission to make mistakes. To forgo the endless tweaking and editing and just create. To build without tearing down.

I’m going to throw caution, inhibition, sanity, free-time and probably dignity to the wind and sign up. (Doing the math…. hmmm, hmmm… 1,667 words a day. Eh. I could do that.)

Who’s with me? Anyone?

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Poor Dan

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My friend Dan is having a rough summer. Among other things, this Sunday, he was out riding his bike on the Monon, and he had to brake suddenly to avoid hitting some other bikers who had stopped in the middle of the path. He flipped over his handle bars, hit his head, and broke both his arms — his left elbow and wrist, and his right elbow. He’s having surgery on his wrist today.
On top of that, his birthday is August 28th, so he’ll be recuperating during his birthday. Here’s his Amazon wishlist.
If you want, comment well-wishes and I’ll pass them along to him. It occurred to me at lunch that I should go over and mow his lawn, since I imagine that will be kinda hard.

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Happy Birthday, Stephanie!!!

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Hey, it’s my wonderful girlfriend’s birthday!! Yay!

Go visit her site and tell her happy birthday. If you clicked on an ad or two while you were there, she’d get a few pennies. But only a few things — I don’t want her to get in trouble for click-fraud or anything. 🙂

You know what this means, right? The Birthday Alligator is coming.

Birthday Alligator
Birthday Alligator

Along with his friend the Domo Kun Kitty:

Domo Kun Kitty
Domo Kun Kitty

To leave you presents under your Birthday Tree. You did put one up, right?

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Flickr fussiness

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Flickr has been really fussy lately about uploading photos, which is ticking me off quite a bit. I’ve been trying to upload batches of photos, but it won’t take large uploads. So I’ve been reduced to sending them one at a time, and even then it doesn’t always capture the whole image. Grrrr.

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I grew up in a middle-class suburban home

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I grew up in the suburbs, first in the town of Ankeny, Iowa, outside of Des Moines, then briefly in a suburb in Canton, Ohio, and then in a nice housing development in Noblesville, Indiana. I lived in the prototypical white, middle-class neighborhood, where we walked to school (back when that was safe) and played in the street and sold pencils door-to-door for a kids club or band camp.
But I LOVE pork rinds. Is that wrong? Well, I don’t want to be right.
Also, last night at book club, we helped my friend Jen brainstorm names for her baby. For privacy’s sake, I’m not going to blog the kid’s last name, but suffice it to say that it’s three syllables and sort of Polish/eastern European, containing both a W and Z. You get the idea. Whatever she ends up naming him (I’m sure it will be a great name) we decided that his “book club name” will be “Yosemite Peregrine ____________” I can’t wait to hear what Jen’s husband has to say about that idea.
If you’re naming your baby or pet, here are some places to look for cool names:
The Social Security Adminstration’s List of Popular Baby Names
A list going back to the 1880s of what the most used baby names for any year are. You can search against the database or just see lists of the top names from each decade. Pretty cool.
Name that Goth!
The original, definitive list of Goth baby names.
Freakonomics — Baby Names
The Freakonomics guys do a great statistical analysis of how baby names spread and become popular, then fade out. If you’re searching for something unique and interesting, but not too wacky, for your kid, reading the baby names chapter of their book is a good idea. The link above is to a short Slate article on that chapter of the book.
And I realized this morning, I have a stripper/drag queen name, an alias, a mob name, and even a spell check name, but I don’t have a book club name of my own. So what should my book club name be? It should probably be vaguely literary and slightly snobbish…

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Weekend Update 2006-07-31

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We spent the weekend doing lots of work on the house — unpacking things on Saturday, and with the help of our friends David and Garrett we moved quite a bit more stuff from Stephanie’s house. There are still a few more loads, but the bulk of the moving is finished. Our house is pretty chaotic, but I’m seeing the light at the end of the tunnel.

To change the subject entirely… have you ever known someone for a really long time and still been mystified by the contents of their mind? Like you find out things about your friends that are a complete revelation? I’m still sort of agog at something I found out today. In a strictly metaphorical sense, if you owned a Corvette, why would you ever borrow someone else’s Yugo? The human mind is a mystery to me.

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