An article on celebrity weblogs, including one of my favorites, Wil Wheaton’s. Wil, at least, is a regular guy, unlike most of these other celebrities, who are pretty damned clueless and seem to use their weblogs as promotions of whatever crap they’re working on. If I’m not interesting in watching Entertainment Tonight’s blanket coverage of your star-studded premiere for your piece of crap movie, why on earth would I want to read about it on your website?
I’ve posted this link before, but I’m doing it again, because Rob has posted more stuff: Cockeyed.com. Rob likes to test things and do amateur scientific experiments, like How much is in a can of EZ Cheese? His latest is How Much is in a Million Dollars. I like that one. He also plays pranks on people. My favorite prank is the giant banana sign he hung outside a mall. There seemed to be a piece of art missing from the mall, so he made his own replacement, and put it up.
But a close second is the prank he played on Google. They were sending a guy (chad) riding his bike across country, and you were supposed to send in a photo of Chad if you happened to see him in your area. Well Rob decided to take a bunch of fake photos of himself dressed up as Chad the Biker, and have all his friends all over the country send them in. Pretty fun. Also, he makes cool craft type art experiments, Like this paparazzi costume. In all, I think Rob is really cool. He seems to like life, and have funny friends. That’s the kind of guy we all want to know.
Totally unrelated to monkeys: Things I Will Do If I’m Ever A Vampire.
Not sure how I ended up on this site, but it sure is fun: Cheesygraphics.com.
Here’s a hip new trend I won’t be participating in: The Sexchart. Basically a map of everyone you’ve had sex with, and everyone they’ve had sex with, and so on. Why won’t I? I have a pretty good idea of what mine would look like. And it’d get me in a lot of trouble.
–Great. Its’ not enough that we have citizens informing on their neighbors. Now we’re starting up new Hitler Youth groups right here in America.
— Then again, maybe we don’t have to worry about the government going off the deep end, since we seem to have a giant asteroid bearing down on us.
–A site where adult people who like action figures and dolls send in pictures of their favorite toys. Not those kind of toys, goofball. They also make up fictional stories of their toys. Hmm. I should send them a link to my Barbies.
Another addictive online video game: Mini-Putt-Putt. Have fun.
Some people have way too much fun with Macromedia Flash. Damn them for being cool. After you’re done playing with all of the cool games at the beginning, enter the site and look through his links. He’s got some damned cool links you could sit and surf through all day. Which reminds me, I need to update my links.
Cool as hell — an online spirograph. I sat and played with this forever. Ignore the boring math stuff at the top of the page and go directly to the spirograph and dink around. You’ll get the hang of it.
Scooby Snacks Anonymous:
Do you have a problem with scooby snacks? Only you can answer that question for yourself. However, taking the following quiz may help to put your relationship to scooby snacks in perspective for you. If you end up answering “yes” to three or more questions, you may want to take a good look how your life is affected by scooby snacks.
1. Have you missed classes or work because of scooby snacks?
2. Do you have trouble refusing scooby snacks?
3. Do you need scooby snacks in order to have fun at a party?
4. Do you use scooby snacks to build up your self-confidence?
5. Do you use scooby snacks to help you relax?
6. Have you tried to give up scooby snacks and failed?
7. Do you crave scooby snacks as soon as you wake up?
8. Do you get into trouble because of scooby snacks?
9. Do you crave scooby snacks at a definite time daily?
10. Do you lie to others about how often you partake in scooby snacks?
11. Have you gotten into financial difficulties because of scooby snacks?
12. Do you often wish people would just mind their own business about you and scooby snacks?
Remember, there are people who can help you control scooby snacks, instead of scooby snacks controlling you.
Rut Ro, Raggy.
Okay, you have to be an Indigo Girls fan for this one: Parodies of Indigo Girls Songs. There’s a parody of “Don’t Give That Girl a Gun” entitled “Go Give That Girl Some Gum.” Now that’s funny. Also a christmas version of “Burn All the Letters” that’s called “Return All The Sweaters.” It may not be Weird Al caliber writing, but they get off some good ones.
On the other hand, there’s no Indigo Girls fan fiction out there. Hmmm. I’m sensing an untapped market.
Also, it’s smart, it’s funny, sometimes you have to look up what they’re talking about, but here it is, Cat and Girl the cartoon. And you know it’s cool, because they live next door to Death, and he comes over to play Parcheesi. Parcheesi is cool. I like the one where they first see Death in a restaurant, and they freak out because they want to meet him, but they’re afraid to go over to him, so they just shout “We like your work” as he’s leaving.