How Dateable Are You?
Hey, I’m 78% dateable. Well, that’s a good thing.
Hey, I’m 78% dateable. Well, that’s a good thing.
You are the Consummate Hipster. Newbies bow to you, everyone else just stares, as you swagger down the street with “Little Green Bag” stuck in your head.
Democrat – You believe that there should be a free market which is reigned in by a modest state beaurocracy.
You think that capitalism has some good things, but that those it helps should be obliged to help out their fellow man a little. Your historical role model is Franklin Roosevelt.
which children’s storybook character are you?
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Of course I’m george! I’m always the monkey. Because monkeys are cool.
“No, I wasn’t drunk last night. You’ve never seen me drunk.”
What Kind of Drunk Are You?
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“You stared at the coving for half an hour.”
“So? It takes more than that to get me drunk.”
“You knocked over a bowl of nachos, trampled them into the carpet, then shouted at a complete stranger that it didn’t matter because Mexicans were dirty anyway.”
– pause –
“It was an accident. I was joking.”
“You ate them.”