Yeah! I got an extended keyboard here at work to replace the small macintosh keyboard that came with the G3. I now have a forward delete key!!! Also, no more fat-finger misspellings.
(2014 Update: Sadly, I did not know you could forward delete using the function + delete key at the time.)
Also, a link my brother Todd will find interesting: Why the flat tax is a stupid idea.
And Cate… I want one of these.
I realized that for some reason, there are always major things going on in my life that I for one reason or another fail to mention in my weblog. Why? Hmmm. Major things:
1) I’ve been buying lots ($$$$) of things on eBay. What? Not telling; don’t want to encourage people to bid against me. But I have a kick ass collection. Someday you’ll all see it. I love eBay. eBay rocks. Here’s some eBay purchases I can tell you about….
Google Technology run by pidgeons.
Bin Laden arrested in New Delhi, India. (Psych! not true.)
Dalnet to sell Bahamut ircd to Microsoft.
AOL buying up the most popular weblogs. Can’t be true–they haven’t contact me yet. 🙂
BBSpot — now part of the MSN network of sites.
Thinkgeek has the new “Wheatonix” software platform for sale, and also, Boba Fett’s original Helmet.
So what’s the deal with people freaking out that Liza Minelli married a gay man? So? Her mother married a gay man. Her grandmother married a gay man. It’s a family tradition. Leave them alone. I think it’d be weird if Liza married a straight guy.
I found this, and must repeat it on my site:
TOP *THIRTEEN* WILLOW/TARA EUPHEMISMS FOR SEX
13. Searching the Nether Realms
12. Practicing Dianic rituals
11. Not driving stick
10. Working as a “single delicate implement”
9. Dripping wax on the Wymmin Power Shrine
8. Doing the “Wiccan Wiggle”
7. Riding the broomstick
6. Plucking the petals
5. Reaching consensus
4. Worshipping Thespia
3. Baking an empowering bundt cake
2. Eating an empowering bundt cake
1. One word – Spellcasting!
Hey, look! It’s the tennis shoes that got my ass kicked in junior high school. Some genius has scanned the 1980 JC Penney catalog and put it online for you to peruse. I wonder if they also have the “Chic” jeans my mom made me wear; the ones that got me beat up in the gym locker room. Yeah, thanks for the memories, man. Thanks a lot.
Noting for future reference:
“They’re saying I’m not gay enough. They say I lied because I said I love Tom Cruise. I do love Tom Cruise. What do I have to do, have sex with Angelina Jolie on TV?” — Rosie O’Donnell, lashing out at people who quibble with her coming-out technique at a benefit for ovarian cancer in New York on Monday night.
Yes, Rosie, yes you do. Please. Go ahead; I’ll watch.
And as an apology for ranting so much today, here’s a site with the funniest, most interesting movie reviews I’ve ever read. Before I go see a movie in the theatre, I read the review here first.
