honesty is the best policy

I like the phrase “honesty is the best policy.” It sort of implies that you’ve tried other policies, and realized they didn’t work. It’s not one of those “because I said so” kind of instructions. It’s like the voice of experience talking. Sort of : “I’ve been a big liar, but it really wasn’t all it’s cracked up to be.”

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D & D Online Alignment Test

D&D Online Alignment Test
Your Character’s Alignment: Based on your answers to the quiz, your character’s most likely alignment is Neutral Good.
Neutral Good

A neutral good character does the best that a good person can do. He is devoted to helping others. He works with kings and magistrates but does not feel beholden to them. The common phrase for neutral good is “true good.” Neutral good is the best alignment you can be because it means doing what is good without bias toward or against order.
–excerpted from the Player’s Handbook, Chapter 6

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Invictus

Oh holy crap. Timothy McVeigh decided to release as his “final words” before execution the poem “Invictus” which I’ve had on my website in my favorite poem section for five years. I come up at the top of some search engines, so I’ve had almost two hundred thousand hits on this page since this afternoon. If you’re looking for right-wing conspiracy theories and paranoia, don’t look for them here; I believe in logic, reason, and ‘government of the people, by the people and for the people.’

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The Road to Springfield

The Road to Springfield: [link deprecated] Vote on your favorite supporting character in NCAA playoff-style matches. To be eligible, the character must have appeared in at least two episodes. Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie are ineligible.

This weekend was laid-back but pretty busy: I went to the lesbian picnic on Friday night. Saturday, we did a brief run through the Talbott Street art fair, peered in the windows of Dan and Doug’s new house (they’re closing Wednesday) and ate lunch at Bazbeaux. On Saturday night, I went to R. Bistro (Massachusetts Ave.) with Dan, Doug, Garrett, Amy, Jeremy, Jennifer, Barb, Michelle, and Ralph. David’s the manager, there; it’s a new restaurant. Nice place; definitely go.

I spend Sunday working on the lawn and “verandah”. I finished putting up hooks for hanging plants, then planted the Snow-in-Summer seeds and Black Eyed Susans, then I went and bought a hanging plant and a bunch of small plants for the front flower bed.

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Happy Birthday, Riley (vol. 3)

01 – Big Rock Candy Mountain – Harry McClintock
02 – Potato – Cheryl Wheeler
03 – Sugar Sugar – The Archies
04 – Candy Man – Sammy Davis Jr. & The Mike Curb Congregation
05 – Chewy Chewy – Ohio Express
06 – Yummy Yummy Yummy – Ohio Express
07 – Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep – Mac & Katie Kissoon
08 – Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead – The Fifth Estate
09 – Is This The Way To Amarillo – Tony Christie
10 – A Little Bit Me – The Monkees
11 – I Think I Love You – David Cassidy
12 – The Garden Song – Peter, Paul & Mary
13 – Bad Bad Leroy Brown – Jim Croce
14 – Black Superman [Muhammed Ali] – Johnny Wakelin
15 – Kung Fu Fighting – Carl Douglas
16 – Devil Went Down To Georgia – Charlie Daniels Band
17 – Elvira – The Oak Ridge Boys
18 – You Are My Sunshine – Riders in the Sky
19 – Don’t Fence Me In – Roy Rogers
20 – Thank God I’m A Country Boy – John Denver
21 – Convoy – C. W. McCall
22 – Pass The Dutchie – Musical Youth
23 – Up Up And Away – The Fifth Dimension
24 – Wonder Woman – New World Symphony
25 – BJ And The Bear – Greg Evigan
26 – Muskrat Love – Captain & Tennille

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Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals

Friends long absent are coming back to you.
Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals.
This must be another one of those “bizarro world” cookies
It is the hopes and dreams that we have that makes us great.
No, it’s pursuing and realizing those dreams that make us great.

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My Birthday

Dan and Doug took me out to dinner, and gave me North By Northwest and Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, and My sister gave me a fondue pot, ice crusher, and goth chick Barbie. So my birthday turned out pretty damned cool.
Fake book on Amazon: American Foreign Policy by G. W. Bush
Fake reviewers on Amazon: Henry Raddick and Andrew Lloyd Webber.

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birthday!

It’s my birthday, and Beth bought me new new comic book Fray by Joss Whedon, which is very cool. My co-workers took me out to dinner, despite my persistent grumpiness, and I got fortune cookie and free dessert. Doug called to wish me Happy Birthday. Very cool.

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