For your new first name:
1. Take the first 3 letters of your 1st name
2. and add the first 2 letters of your last name.
For your new last name:
3. Take the first 2 letters of your Mom’s maiden name
4. and add the first 3 letters of the city you were born in.
How to determine your Star Wars honorific title:
1. Take the last three letters of your last name and reverse them
2. Add the first three letters of the make or model of the your first car
3. Insert the word "of"
4. Tack on the name of the last medication you took.
This would make me:
Stemi Grdes, trafox of Claritin