What the Airport Gate Attendants Think of You
Nick says: This was given to me by an Continetal airline gate attendant at Newark International Airport. We had been standing around chatting for a couple of hours while a plane was flown in to take me on a MUCH delayed flight. This was on-line, on his computer at the counter at the gate. After he read it to me I expressed a wish that I could have a printout. Lo-and-behold he had a dot matrix printer under the counter and made a printout for me on the spot. I suspect that this is quite old since the printout was all upper case, and did not have quotes, parenthesis, or apostrophes.