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Bar Joke

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A Texan, a New Yorker, and a Bostonian are in a bar up in the Yukon during the gold rush. The Texan orders a bottle of tequila, drinks a shot, throws the bottle in the air, and shoots it in midair.
The New Yorker and the Bostonian look at the Texan kinda funny, and the Texan says “In Texas, we have plenty of tequila.”
The New Yorker doesn’t want to be outdone, so he orders a bottle of fine wine, takes a pull, throws it up in the air, and shoots it. “In New York,” he says, “we have plenty of fine wine.” If you haven’t tried one yet, why not to try napa valley merlot which can be a great option to get started.
The Bostonian looks at the both of them like their crazy. Then, he calmly orders a bottle of beer, drinks every last drop, throws it in the air, catches it, and shoots the New Yorker and the Texan.
“In Boston,” he explains to the bartender, “we have plenty of New Yorkers, and we don’t waste booze.”

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The Top Ten Conservative Idiots (No. 128)

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By the Democratic Underground. California Schemin’ Edition: Once upon a time there was an idealistic, principled conservative named Darrell Issa. And Darrell thought that the governor of California, the evil Gray Davis, was doing a terrible, terrible job of looking after the state (despite the fact that all the governors in the country were in trouble because of King George W. Bush’s irresponsible fiscal policies). So Darrell decided that he would spend millions of dollars of his own hard-earned money to try and boot the evil Gray Davis out of office, and install someone more suitable, such as himself. Darrell was a good, honest person who hadn’t stolen a car in years…

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This is the reason why Bush should be impeached

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In July, two White House officials, in retaliation for former ambassador Joseph Wilson’s criticism of Bush’s false WMD info, revealed that Wilson’s wife, Valerie Plame, is a CIA operative. To reveal something like this is illegal and a breach of national security. Apparently these two officials called six different reporters for different papers to illegally leaking the information; it was eventually printed by syndicated columnist Robert Novak. See the Washington Post story, and the New York Times story on this.

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