Pop Quiz!

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You are riding on a beautiful white horse.

On your right side is a drop off.

On your left side are several ostriches being chased by a lion.

In front of you are four large gazelles that won’t get out of your way and you can’t seem to overtake them.

Behind you is a stampede of horses.

What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?

Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round.

  1. Wil

    Funny. However, traditionally merry-go-rounds rotate clockwise and carousels rotate counter-clockwise, so if the right side is a drop off, then you would be riding a carousel. Sorry I’m such a smart *ss.

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  2. Wil

    An easy mistake to make. Besides, I imagine you were still in shock over Clay Aikens announcement that he’s gay. I know that really threw me for a loop. 😉 Wil

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