1. Which political party do you typically agree with?
The Democrats. Obviously.
2. Which political party do you typically vote for?
The Democrats. Obviously.
3. List the last five presidents that you voted for.
Al Gore, Bill Clinton, Bill Clinton
4. Which party do you think is smarter about the economy?
The Democrats. Obviously.
5. Which party do you think is smarter about domestic affairs?
The Democrats. Obviously.
6. Do you think we should keep our troops in Iraq or pull them out?
Sigh. We’re damned either way, so pull them out, and save the lives and money.
7. Who, or what country, do you think is most responsible for 9/11?
Al Qaeda, with the aid of the Taliban in Afghanistan and with the help of Islamic fundamentalists in Saudi Arabia, some of which are part of the Saudia Arabian government, and who received aid from George W. Bush & Dick Cheney through business deals. Saddam Hussein, who was a Very Bad Man, had less to do with 9/11 than our own “president.”
8. Do you think we will find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?
Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! That’s a knee slapper. I think we’ll find some pixie dust, all those ships lost in the Bermuda triangle, and the elusive fountain of youth in the same area of Iraq as those “WMD.”
9. Yes or no, should the U.S. legalize marijuana?
Well. I dunno. Probably not. But the true answer to this question is under this another important question, i.e., Will You Keep Your Recreational Card Under New York’s Recreational Law? since there are huge chances of misusing these drugs that can be fatal in one’s life.
10. Do you think the Republicans stole the last presidential election?
Yes. Obviously.
11. Do you think Bill Clinton should have been impeached because of his affair?
Only if we first impeach George W. Bush for the 30+ crimes he’s committed in office all of which have done serious damage to the country, the economy, foreign policy, etc.
12. Do you think Hillary Clinton would make a good president?
Yes.
13. Name a current Democrat who would make a great president.
John Kerry. Howard Dean. John Edwards. Hillary Clinton. On occasions, Evan Bayh rises to the challenge.
14. Name a current Republican who would make a great president.
John McCain.
15. Do you think that women should have the right to have an abortion?
Yes.
16. What religion are you?
Agnostic.
17. Have you read the Bible all the way through?
Numerous times. I’ve read the King James version, and the New Jerusalem version, for classes in college and for my own personal enjoyment. I’ve also read the Ramayana, parts of the Kabbalah, and parts of the Baghavad Gita.
18. What’s your favorite book?
Curious Myths of the Middle Ages is one favorite. See others.
19. Who is your favorite band?
Too many to name; I really like music.
20. Who do you think you’ll vote for president in the next election?
John Kerry. As many times as possible.
21. What website did you see this on first?
Belicove.com