If you’re following the news at all, you’ve read that Kansas is having a second Scopes Monkey trial wherein they’re planning on teaching creationism in the classroom as a form of science. In 1999, Kansas decided to drop the teaching of evolution in the classroom (this decision has since been reversed). But today the Kansas Board of Education are having a trial to change state standards to allow the introduction of creationism under the guise of “intelligent design” the bonehead idea that the pattern behind natural laws is devised by a higher power.
So far the people arguing in favor of “intelligent design” have shown their intellectual level of thought: they admit they haven’t even read the state’s current standards for education, so they don’t even understand what they’re planning to amend. That’s some Republican smarts for ya, right there.
If plain common sense isn’t enough for you, read “15 Answers to Creationist Nonsense” from Scientific American magazine to learn how to answer their inane drivel.
I have some more thoughts on intelligent design, but if you’re at all squeamish, you might not want to read on. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Here’s the best argument IN FAVOR of intelligent design, but I have a feeling that the creationists won’t be keen on arguing this point: God designed the male body for gay male anal intercourse. You heard me. God intended men to take it up the ass. Why else would the prostate gland, a gland that sits INSIDE the body, be a sexually-sensitive organ that when stimulated, causes an intense orgasm? Why on earth would God give this organ the ability to do that, unless he intended men to put something up there to stimulate it? In addition to that, men have much larger anuses than women do, and they’re angled differently, to accomodate something going in.
Something I’ve never understood about heterosexual men is how they are terrified of anal intercourse when it comes to two men doing it, but they’re all keen on getting their girlfriends to participate. Why is that? What is the appeal of it with a woman? Especially when it’s much more dangerous for women to do than it is for men, because of the way women are built. The same straight guys who will say crap like “it’s an exit, not an entrance” (untrue for men!) are the ones trying to persuade their girlfriend to turn over (where it really IS an exit!).
Another “intelligent design” conundrum for you: why is the clitoris outside the vagina? Why, if God intended for us all to use the heterosexual missionary position, didn’t God put the clitoris inside the vagina to encourage women to participate in penis-in-vagina sex? Why put the clitoris outside where it’s easy for, say, me, to reach? Yes, because God intended women to be gay.
That really is some intelligent design.
This is AWESOME!!!
Word. That totally rocks.
*snort*
i highly doubt the creationists would like your explanations, but i think you just might be a frickin genius!
hee! you rule. and i have always wondered about the clit thing. it makes no sense for straight girls.
Great post. You rock!
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EXCELLENT!!!!
You ARE a freaking genius! That made my day right there.
This is absolutely ridiculous! God created women’s vaginas for the penis. F.Y.I. there is a female internal g spot and men and women are physically different in the digestive tract due to women’s child bearing organs. This sounds like a lesbian free for all. Since lesbians are so critical of men, why do they simulate them? Nice try!!
A lesbian free for all? What the heck does that mean? I am a lesbian. There’s not really a question about that; I’ve been openly gay for over 20 years.
You do understand this is a joke, right? Because you imaginary bearded friend in the sky didn’t actually create anything.
Also, I’m not critical of men. I just like women. Like my wonderful girlfriend – if you ask her, she’d explain that neither of us are simulating men. ‘Cause that would really defeat the purpose.
I actually found this by googling “clitoris inside the vagina”
-no comments please- and I so agree with you and have always been wondering why the heck I was designed so badly, since I am straight. I’ve always described gay women as women who get consistently good sex. If the design was right, it would be a free for all for all mankind. And no dating crap either.