Deedle doot doo dee dee, Let’s all go to Cat Town, Deedle doot doo dee dee, It’s time to go to Cat Town, and see everything that’s going down in… Cat Town!
El Guapo!
Hooray for El Guapo, he is the hero of Cat Town and he always saves the day. Meanwhile, at the cat food factory…
Q. who came up with Cat Town?
A. some guy who likes cats and towns
Q. what is it about?
A. it is about a town where everybody is a cat, haven’t you been paying attention?
This site takes a webpage (default CNN) and randomly replaces words you select to create an Onion-like parody.
Funny link I found on my friend Lori’s site about tipping waiters. Apparently there’s a gay waiter who’s a bit pissed off. I wonder why he’s mentioned the name Ben Solomon… I can’t tell if he’s dissing Ben or not. Ben is one of the wealthy gay men in town.
I also like the other post about “the richest people” who don’t tip. I remember back when I was roommates with Dennis Williams who was a waiter at the Black-Eyed Pea and at Houlihan’s, the people who never tipped him were the Christians who came to eat lunch on Sundays after church. Either they’d leave no tip at all or instead of money they’d leave a religious pamphlet about how expecting a tip is un-Christian and about saving your soul. Somewhere I still have one of those; I should dig it out. A lot of Christians are just complete ass-hats. Not all of them, of course, just some.
Rob Cockerman does it again, with a great experiment that I’m glad that I didn’t have to carry out myself because I don’t have that kind of time. Hell, I don’t even have time to find homes for kittens.
This is pretty fun: t-shirt messages using chinese characters. Including a whole series about being drunk.
A link I found on my friend Lori’s site. Because you can never have too much fun with maxi pads. Somewhere there must be a site that shows how to make those origami swans out of them.
A yahoo group for New Yorkers to post conversations they’ve overheard on the street. My favorite message so far:
Pooh-bah: “No, I don’t believe we’ve met”
Japanese woman: (quietly) “Oh yes we have. On 9/11 when we were all trying to get away, you took my cab outside of Grand Central Station.”
Pooh-bah: Uncomfortable silence
UPDATE: I have to say, I like this conversation, too, though. “I’m like reading Ecclesiastices right now, man; it’s like not even a book it’s so interesting.”
Hmm. It’s so interesting that it’s not even like reading a book at all. Because reading just sucks so much, you know. And then they go on to pray to God to fill their heads with knowledge. Um, kids, THAT’S WHAT THE BOOKS ARE FOR. Knowledge isn’t going to magically appear in your heads, you actually have to go out and get it. Oh, nevermind.
span class=”hilightyellow”>2005 Update: This email groupbecame a blog.