But if the gays don’t get you, the Cicadas will…

According to Cicadaville.com, Cincinnati’s cicada authority, “not only are human children are the primary source of nutrition for Cicadas, but Cicadas have a deadly venom that is injected through a small bone like tube known as the “Cicada deadly venom tube.” The venom can kill a human being instantly. In 1987, the last time the Cicadas emerged in Cincinnati, over 7 million people died from Cicada injections. Many people escaped but most perished.”

So save yourselves!!!

What should I do if a Cicada knocks on my door and pretends to be a Jehovah’s Witness?
This is a common occurrence. If it happens to you don’t panic. Simply invite the Cicada in to hear your Amway presentation. This is generally a strong enough repellant.

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Photographs of ghost town around Chernobyl area

Elena, a Russian woman with a motorcycle rides through and documents the ghost towns and abandoned buildings around Chernobyl.
Elena seems to have a new site at a dedicated URL.
UPDATE: Apparently Elena’s story isn’t entirely accurate. The original site claimed that she rode through on a motorcycle by herself, but the site later edited the story to merely suggest that she did so. Other sites say that riding through the area really isn’t possible. One can be escorted through on a tour, but riding around the area alone in an uncontrolled situation would be illegal and dangerous. Dunno

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