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I have found a new place to spend unearthly amounts of time reading and writing and amusing myself no end. Like I needed another place like that.
I love technology. Technology is the best. I pity the Amish. And people from the olden days. They had no technology. They must have been very sad. And bored. Maybe this is is why the Christians hate gay people. Because they don’t know how to use the technology, and therefore are bored and sad and have to take it out on someone. I recommend they get better computers, and take it out on the Amish, instead.

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Michigan Preparing To Let Doctors Refuse To Treat Gays

This is truly frightening. Not letting us get married is one thing, but refusing to provide health care to gay people is chilling, nazi-esque “load up the trains” behavior.

Doctors or other health care providers could not be disciplined or sued if they refuse to treat gay patients under legislation passed Wednesday by the Michigan House.

The bill allows health care workers to refuse service to anyone on moral, ethical or religious grounds.

The Republican dominated House passed the measure as dozens of Catholics looked on from the gallery. The Michigan Catholic Conference, which pushed for the bills, hosted a legislative day for Catholics on Wednesday at the state Capitol.

The bills now go the Senate, which also is controlled by Republicans.

The Conscientious Objector Policy Act would allow health care providers to assert their objection within 24 hours of when they receive notice of a patient or procedure with which they don’t agree. However, it would prohibit emergency treatment to be refused.

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Walmart Vs. Target

Rob at Cockeyed.com does a price comparison of numerous items at Walmart and Target. His conclusion — Walmart is slightly cheaper, but not by much. For the same 20 items, he spent $115.51 at Walmart, and $120.40 at Target, with Target being cheaper on 6 items.

And he isn’t factoring in the fact that Walmart is destroying America. Aside from killing independently owned mom and pop stores, Walmart is the single largest employer of people who qualify for welfare and other goverment support, because the company doesn’t pay adequate healthcare benefits, and they keep people under a certain number of hours to keep benefits down. On top of that, they ACTIVELY encourage their employees to seek out goverment welfare benefits by employing an advisor that helps their employees apply for those benefits. So if you’re paying too much in taxes, you have Walmart to blame.

And even more than that, they consistently keep women in lower paying positions in the company.

And when it comes to real estate, Walmart has a build-and-abandon policy of opening stores, closing them down, and then opening much larger stores in the same area, while refusing to sell the dead stores real estate.

Walmart advertises that all their products are made in America, and they even use an American flag in their advertising. But if you check it out, that’s not true. In fact, they buy $15 billion dollars worth of goods from China every year.

In all, I’d rather spend an extra $5 at Target and sleep better at night.

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Fun Sites to Buy Stuff

Boys Stuff
dunno about the title, because there’s a lot of stuff girls like too. Lots of cool techie toys. PLUS: The best Monkey toy ever.
Archie McPhee
Always a classic, I’ve blogged about Archie McPhee before. I’ve ordered lots of stuff from them for myself and as gifts. This is where I bought my pirate flag, and numerous action figures.
Think Geek
Well, because I am one, after all.
Gag Works
A few fun things, but a lot more juvenile humor than anything else.

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Dining Out For Life – Thursday, April 14th

Dining Out for Life is an annual fundraising event held in 33 cities across America with all the proceeds benefiting respective HIV/AIDS organizations in their communities. On Thursday, April 14th, these fine restaurants will be contributing 25% of their food sales to The Damien Center. (The Damien Center provides and coordinates comprehensive services and education to persons living with or affected by HIV/AIDS in our community and offers free and confidential testing designed to limit the spread of HIV.)

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Poetic Justice: Road Rage Fun

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Stories of poetic justice are great, and they’re even better when they involve reckless SUV drivers on cellphones who get pulled over by cops for flipping people off, and even better than that when the victim has a digital camera with them to photograph the incident.

2019 Update: Aw, those happy golden years when cell phone cameras were a novelty and capturing people on camera in jackass mode was something that didn’t happen daily.

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Four For Friday

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As always, courtesy of Mikal at Belicove.com:
Q1: Which do you use the most… microwave oven, toaster oven, or conventional oven? Which do you prefer to use?
A1: use most: Microwave. Prefer: conventional oven. I like the way food tastes cooked on the stove top better, and I LOVE the smell of anything baking. I just need to spend more time on food instead of rushing.
Q2: If the NCAA Men’s or Women’s Final Four basketball tournament was played in your hometown arena or within easy driving distance from where you live, would you try to attend one the three games?
A2: Now what does NCAA stand for again?
Q3: Of all the clothes you own, what do you feel most comfortable wearing, and why?
A2: Jeans, tennis shoes, t-shirts. Last year we got some great shirts for $2 at Old Navy that are super comfortable and don’t look terrible either.
Q4: On what television show—either past or present—would you like to make to make a guest appearance, and what role would you play?
A4: Oh, wow, open that can of fan fiction worms, why don’t you? I can’t even begin to reel off the big list of TV shows I’d like to be on. Lately, Stephanie have been talking about applying to get on the Amazing Race, but it seems like that fantasy is pretty much creamed by my recent heart stuff. I may well be on anti-coagulant drugs for the rest of my life, which would mean my doctor would veto doing anything like TAR as too dangerous.

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Betrapped!

I’m at work right now, so I can’t play this interesting game Betrapped, so I’m saving the link for later. It looks like a combination of Clue (my favorite!!!) and Minesweeper. You have to clear a room of traps (the minesweeper bit) and interrogate suspects (like Clue) to solve the crime. Here’s their synopsis:

A murder has been committed in an old English castle. As Inspector Parker, it’s your job to track down the culprit. Interrogate 12 shady suspects and examine each room for clues, carefully avoiding deadly booby-traps at every turn. A minesweeper-like puzzle game, BeTrapped! features both Adventure and Puzzle modes, with over 1400 mind bending puzzle levels, 37 spine-chilling adventure rooms, and a meta map to track your progress through the castle. Download now to solve the crime in this engaging whodunit!

Hmmm, looks like they also have a version of the game called Inspector Parker that’s more like the traditional Clue game. Fun. Sucks that the download versions are only for Windows, though. boo!

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