More L-Word Recaps

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Scribe Grrrl has more recaps of the L-Word on afterellen.com, thus causing more of the embarrassing laughing out loud at work… this time, this line was the culprit:
“Usually when women have sex on film, it’s all kind of abstract and shadowy and you can’t figure out what’s going on and nobody really seems to be trying to touch anyone. If The L Word does nothing else for us, it will at least reveal to the world that sometimes, when they have sex, lesbians use their hands.”
Also:
“Alice introduces her: ‘This is Marina. She owns The Planet.’ Yes, I do believe she does!”
“How many lesbians can you fit into a Mini Cooper? Four, apparently, and they don’t look a bit rumpled.”

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Barbie and Ken Breaking Up; Ken to Date Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell Joe

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The Guardian reports that Barbie and Ken are breaking up after 43 years as a couple.
“The couple’s ‘business manager,’ Russell Arons, vice president of marketing at Mattel, said that Barbie and Ken ‘feel it’s time to spend some quality time – apart.’ ”
Arons hinted Wednesday that the separation may be partially because of Ken’s reluctance to get married. All those bridal Barbie dolls in toy chests around the globe are really just examples of Barbie’s wishful thinking, she explained.
In a couple weeks, they’ll run into each other in the same-sex marriage line in San Francisco’s city hall.

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Weekend Update 2004-02-09

So, this weekend I learned how to use my miter saw and Kathy helped me cut the baseboards for the living room. Then we went out Saturday night to a open mike concert that was quite fun. We saw DJ and Chi and Tracy and hung out listening to some great music. I ended up buying some CDs. Then Kathy and I went downtown briefly to meet her family. Her mom and mine look a lot a like; it’s very odd.
Sunday I did some trim work around the ceiling in the living room that was not as successful as I would have liked. I’ll have to redo it later, but for now, I’m leaving it, because I was very grumpy about it. Hopefully no one will notice the flaws. I got some of the baseboards stained. More to be done tonight and throughout the week. I’m hoping to nail the baseboards in place by Saturday, and then begin the move into the room. I can’t wait. I saw The Hours, it was very interesting. And, as always, I enjoyed The L-Word.

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Stuck in my head

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little wisps of song lyrics that drift through my brain and stay there…

hold up, slow up, stop, control
Don’t pull the thang out unless you plan to bang; Don’t even bang unless you plan to hit something
oh I want the way, the way you talk about her, to be the way, the way, the way you talk about me
Goddamn right, it’s a beautiful day, uh huh…
Just get your fingers clicking to the rhythm and the rhyme
You’d better stay away from him; he’ll rip your lungs out, Jim
Come on now, try and understand, The way I feel under your command
The dreams in which I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had
Don’t you understand what I’m trying to say, and can’t you feel the fears that I’m feeling today
I may have been young, but baby, that’s not what I wanted to be.
We can almost hear the echoes from the smoldering meadow; It’s the rapture of the angels and the rage of devil
And if I haver, I know I’m gonna be, I’m gonna be the man that’s havering to you
Like the car crash I can see but I just can’t avoid, like the train I’ve been told I never should board, like the film that’s so bad but I’ve got to stay ’til then end, let me tell you it’s lucky for you that we’re friends
Oh, the towering feeling, just to know, somehow you are near…
When you walk in a dream but you know you’re not dreaming, signore…
the priests and the friars approach me in dread because I still love you my love and you’re dead
now you be careful gotta go, I love you, have a beautiful day, and kiss the happiest girl in the whole USA.
I’d rather die, than give you control
Tearfully, joyfully, burn what is left of me; I don’t want these burdens at hand.
“Then this is a day of independence, for all the munchkins, and their descendants, if any!”
A promise carved in stone, deeper than the sea if you would sever flesh and bone, and offer it to me

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Weekend Update 2004-01-26

I finished sanding the edges of the floor in the living room, and did the full-scale cleanup of sawdust required. I hoped that I’d have enough time to start staining the floors, but that was overly ambitious. The edger sander was really hard to control — I was exhausted when I finished Saturday, and today I have stiff sore muscles all over my body. But the floor looks great. I’m hoping to put a coat of stain on the floor tonight. If I can come up with a strategy for keeping the cats out of the room while it’s drying.

Other than that, I didn’t do much. I’ve been trying to read the Ramayana, but I haven’t got very far. It’s not boring, but it’s very complex with lots of characters, places, geography that all sound somewhat alike, so you have to pay attention or you get lost easily. It’s a book that requires an uninterrupted Saturday, not one that you can pick up for an hour or two and put down again. And lately the only free time I’ve had to read is an hour or two at a time snatched from here and there around the other things I’ve been doing. It’s frustrating, because I miss being able to sit down and get completely mesmerized by a book.

I caught an interesting show on BBC America called “Life Laundry.” It’s a home improvement type show similar to HGTV’s “Clean Sweep” where they tackle helping people with severe clutter problems get organized. What’s better about the BBC show is that they take everything out of the house and put it on the lawn. Then the homeowners go through every scrap of paper, every object, and try to justify why they need to take it back in the house. Everything discarded goes in the “car boot” (garage) sale, or gets donated to charity. Or if it’s just trash, it goes into a giant green mechanical bin called “The Crusher” that smashes everything to bits. Which is fun. I wish I had one.

The interesting part of the show is watching the homeowners going through their stuff — because in almost every episode they nearly have a nervous breakdown at the idea of parting with their things. And the host holds their hand and counsels them on why the object has such importance to them. In most cases, whatever caused the breakdown was an object that had some attachment to an emotional event in their lives; like one woman who had never gotten over her divorce 7 years before. When she finally let go of stuff from her marriage — boy did she have a ball throwing stuff out.

Then when they take back the items that they really need back into the house, the show redoes their interior to make the rooms organized and beautiful. I like this show a lot. It made me mentally go through all my stuff and ask myself why I keep some of the things I do.

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Northanger Abbey, not Mansfield Park

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I’m confusing my Austen novels. It was Catherine and Henry that had the conversation about hyacinths, not Fanny and Edmund. Sad when that happens. Now I have to go back and read them again.
But now you love a hyacinth. So much the better. You have gained a new source of enjoyment, and it is well to have as many holds upon happiness as possible. Besides, a taste for flowers is always desirable in your sex, as a means of getting you out of doors, and tempting you to more frequent exercise than you would otherwise take. And though the love of a hyacinth may be rather domestic, who can tell, the sentiment once raised, but you may in time come to love a rose?”
I love Jane.

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