The Numbers of the Beast

OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. But did you know that:

665.999 – Approximate number of the Beast

DCLXVI – Roman numeral of the Beast

666.0000 – Number of the High Precision Beast

0.666 – Number of the Millibeast

/ 666 – Beast Common Denominator

666 ^ (-1) = Imaginary number of the Beast

1010011010 – Binary of the Beast

1-666 – Area code of the Beast

00666 – Zip code of the Beast

1-900-666-0666 – Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute. Over 18 only please.

6, uh… what was that number again? – Number of the Blonde Beast

$665.95 – Retail price of the Beast

$699.25 – Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax

$769.95 – Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul

$656.66 – K-mart price of the Beast

$646.66 – Next week’s K-mart price of the Beast

6.66 % – 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast National Bank, $666 minimum deposit.

DSM-666 – Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast

Route 666 – Highway of the Beast

666i – BMW of the Beast

666 F – Oven temperature for roast Beast

666k – Retirement plan of the Beast

Lotus 6-6-6 – Spreadsheet of the Beast

Word 6.66 – Word Processor of the Beast

i66686 – CPU of the Beast

668 – Next-door neighbor of the Beast

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