Deja… What?

Author: Stacy Mineart

A funny list of definitions written several years ago by my sister.

Ok, so the following are other, less common forms of deja vu:

Deja boo: The feeling that I’ve been frightened like this before

Deja coup: The feeling my government has been overthrown like this before.

Deja clue: The feeling that colonel mustard has done it in the billiard room with the lead pipe before.

Deja do: The feeling my hairdresser has given me this cut before.

Deja eau: the feeling I’ve smelled this perfume before.

Deja fu: The feeling I’ve been kicked in the head like this before.

Deja who: The feeling I’ve known who was on first before.

Deja jew: The feeling I’ve wandered in the desert like this before.

Deja knew: The feeling that I remembered this information before (before the test, that was).

Deja loo: The feeling I’ve been to this bathroom before.

Deja moo: The feeling I’ve drank this milk before.

Deja mu: The feeling I’ve calculated the mean of this population before.

Deja new: The feeling I haven’t experienced this before. (AKA, "Vuja De" – Nothing like this HAS EVER happened to me before.)

Deja ooh: The feeling I’ve exclaimed at these fireworks before.

Deja poo: The feeling I’ve stepped in this before.

Deja Q. The feeling I’ve encountered this entity before.

Deja rue: The feeling I’ve regretted this day before.

Deja stew: The feeling that this is made from the pot roast my mom served the week before.

Deja too: The feeling that I’ve experienced this before, also.

Deja two: The feeling that I’ve experienced this before, twice.

Deja woo: The feeling that Heather has yelled at someone like this before.

Deja you: The feeling that YOU have experienced this before.

Deja zoo: The feeling that the monkey has done this in public before.

DUH-ja-vu : The feeling that the answer was so obvious, that you *surely* should have known it before. DUH!

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3 comments on “Deja… What?
  1. Aanchal Dutta says:

    Check this – Deja threw…. A feeling that tonight your gonna throw a party for me….. hehehe….lol…

  2. Jane says:

    Hows about: Deja Spew: The feeling that I’ve been sick like this before after drinking too much

  3. deja vu says:

    how about “deja threw” – a feeling that you’ve organized a party like this before
    lol

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