But if the gays don’t get you, the Cicadas will…

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According to Cicadaville.com, Cincinnati’s cicada authority, “not only are human children are the primary source of nutrition for Cicadas, but Cicadas have a deadly venom that is injected through a small bone like tube known as the “Cicada deadly venom tube.” The venom can kill a human being instantly. In 1987, the last time the Cicadas emerged in Cincinnati, over 7 million people died from Cicada injections. Many people escaped but most perished.”

So save yourselves!!!

What should I do if a Cicada knocks on my door and pretends to be a Jehovah’s Witness?
This is a common occurrence. If it happens to you don’t panic. Simply invite the Cicada in to hear your Amway presentation. This is generally a strong enough repellant.

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