Dr. Seuss Books that Were Rejected by His Publisher
How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
Marvin K. Mooney, Get the F*ck Out!
The Cat in the Microwave
Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
Your Colon Can Moo-Can You?
The Fox in Detox
The Grinch’s Ten Inches
One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch
Zippy the Gerbil
My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket
Who Shat in the Hat?
Horton Hires a Ho
Aunts in My Pants
How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
The Flesh-Eating Lorax
Oh, the Places You’ll Scratch and Sniff!
Yentl the Lentil