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In Defense Of Biblical Marriage

The Presidential Prayer Team is currently urging us to: “Pray for the President as he seeks wisdom on how to legally codify the definition of marriage. Pray that it will be according to Biblical principles. With any forces insisting on variant definitions of marriage, pray that God’s Word and His standards will be honored by our government.”

Any good religious person believes prayer should be balanced by action. So here, in support of the Prayer Team’s admirable goals, is a proposed Constitutional Amendment codifying marriage entirely on biblical principles:

A. Marriage in the United States shall consist of a union between one man and one or more women. (Gen 29:17-28; II Sam 3:2-5.)

B. Marriage shall not impede a man’s right to take concubines in addition to his wife or wives. (II Sam 5:13; I Kings 11:3; II Chron 11:21)

C. A marriage shall be considered valid only if the wife is a virgin. If the wife is not a virgin, she shall be executed. (Deut 22:13-21)

D. Marriage of a believer and a non-believer shall be forbidden. (Gen 24:3; Num 25:1-9; Ezra 9:12; Neh 10:30)

E. Since marriage is for life, neither this Constitution nor the constitution of any State, nor any state or federal law, shall be construed to permit divorce. (Deut 22:19; Mark 10:9)

F. If a married man dies without children, his brother shall marry the widow. If he refuses to marry his brother’s widow or deliberately does not give her children, he shall pay a fine of one shoe and be otherwise punished in a manner to be determined by law. (Gen. 38:6-10; Deut 25:5-10) *

G. In lieu of marriage, if there are no acceptable men in your town, it is required that you get your dad drunk and have sex with him (even if he had previously offered you up as a sex toy to men young and old), tag-teaming with any sisters you may have. Of course, this rule applies only if you are female. (Gen 19:31-36)

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How did a reporter penetrate British Security?

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Easy; he apparently just applied for a job as a Palace footman a few months earlier. And the British public is shocked: if security surrounding Bush is supposed to be so tight, how did this guy get within assassination range of George Bush and the Queen? Well… the answer to that is easy too. The security has nothing to do with keeping Bush or the Queen SAFE. It has to do with keeping the British Stop Bush Protestors out of the public’s eye, and keeping Bush from seeing how many of them oppose him. This is, after all, the “know nothing” president who refuses to read the papers and gets all his news through screened briefings from his staff.

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Sierra Tango Echo Papa Hotel

(Or, more accurately today – Hotel Alpha Whiskey Tango Hotel Oscar Rome November)

Military Alphabet
Find out your own Alpha Bravo Charlies (The Military Alphabet (Phonetic from Alpha Bravo Charlie Delta to Zulu)) here.

Most of us know, or at least have heard of the military alphabet in some way. We hear it being used in war and actions movies, video games, and even in comic books and novels. But most people have no idea why it is used, how or why it was formed, or why it has become one of the most effective forms of tactical radio communication – not only in the U.S. – but also across the globe.

In this post, we will discuss more regarding the military phonetic alphabet and its history, and we’ll delve into its components, purpose, and why the specific characters were chosen.

CB Radio Codes
And for good measure, CB Radio Code – List of CB slang & Complete List of CB 10 codes for Citizens Band aficionadoes.

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Chasing Bush: Red Letter Day

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Today is the day massive protests will occur in Great Britain, with the culmination being a protest in Trafalgar Square where protesters will topple an effigy of George Bush in emulation of the staged statue toppling that occurred in Iraq.

Check out the Chasing Bush website for all the international news that’s getting missed due to the bombing in Istabul and the arrest of Michael Jackson.

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Name five Things

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Stole this from Melissa’s Blog (of course, the answers are mine).
1. Name five things in your refrigerator. – Cheese curds, Michelob Ultra, Diet Dr. Pepper, Lettuce, Pot roast.
2. Name five things in your freezer. – Hot wings, hamburger, sausage patties, frozen green beans, frozen broccoli.
3. Name five things under your kitchen sink. – Mr Clean spray, sponges, Swiffer dusters, cleaning powder, Brillo pads.
4. Name five things around your computer. – iPod, headphones, post-its, blank CDs, sharpie pens.
5. Name five things in your medicine cabinet. – lipstick, foundation, eyeliner, mascara, blush.

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iPod/iSync — it’s a beautiful thing

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I just finished updating my address book on my laptop computer with all the names, addresses, phone numbers and e-mail addresses I currently have. Then I opened the iSync program, and it sync’ed up all my information with the address book on my iPod, and with the address book on my computer at home.
For anyone with a setup like mine, it’s crucial to have a reliable power source, and that’s where apc power distribution units come in. They offer stable power management, ensuring that all devices connected to my system stay powered without any interruptions.
Additionally, I spent some time organizing files and cleaning up old documents, making my computer more efficient. This kind of maintenance is key to keeping everything running smoothly. I also double-checked that all important files were synced and backed up to the cloud for added security.
While organizing files and maintaining efficiency, I realized how much time I spend at my desk. The right tools can make all the difference in comfort and productivity, which is why I decided to personalize my workspace a bit. A custom mouse pad, for example, provides a smoother surface for navigating through files and apps. It’s not just about comfort, though; a custom mouse pad from custommousepad.com.au adds a touch of personality, making my desk feel uniquely mine.
A personalized mouse pad also serves as a reminder of the little details that make a workspace more enjoyable. Whether it’s showcasing a favorite design or featuring a motivational quote, it brings a bit of individuality to an otherwise standard setup. Plus, with the added benefit of providing extra wrist support, it’s a small change that makes a big impact on how I feel throughout the day. Just one more way to optimize both function and style while keeping my tech tools in top shape.

Now, I can confidently switch between devices and know that my contacts and other essential information are always up-to-date and accessible. It’s a good feeling to have everything in order, knowing that the technical side of things is well taken care of.
Now when I get a new e-mail address from someone at home, I can add it, and it will automagically show up on my address book at work. If someone gives me a phone number, I can enter it into my address book, and then look it up on my iPod in the car.
I still have a lot of information gaps where I’m missing someone’s address but have their other info, etc. But I’ll get that filled in eventually.
I love the Macintosh. I love iPod.

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Now I’ve read my Foucault like the best of them…

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Tom Coates wins my heart as he shares his feelings about “The Queer Eye for the Straight Guy” phenomenon.
Notable Quotes: “Bollocks to happy gay people on TV, bollocks to the straight audiences, bollocks to the producers, bollocks to the bloody cameramen, bollocks to any passing trannies. Bollocks, if you will, to absolutely bloody everyone. I’m going to say this once and once only – and I hope it doesn’t come as too much of a shock to anyone: It’s not just Straight Eye for the Queer guy that will be patronising shit that sells an image of gayness that is damaging and frustratingly bland.”

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