Anyone can stand by you when you are right,
but a true friend will stand by you even when you are wrong.
A simple friend identifies himself when he calls.
A real friend doens’t have to.
A simple friend opens a conversation with a full news bulletin on his life.
A real friend says, "What’s new with you?"
A simple friend thinks the problems you whine about are recent.
A real friend says, "You’ve been whining about the same thing for 14 years. Get off your duff and do something about it."
A simple friend seldems sees you cry.
A real friend has soggy shoulders from your tears.
A simple friend doesn’t know your parent’s first names.
A real friend has their numbers in their address book.
A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean up.
A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why it took you so long to call.
A simple friend seeks to talk with you about their problems.
A real friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it.
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.
A simple friend thinks that the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A real friend knows that it’s not a friendship until after you’ve had a fight.
A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you.>