This is my coat of arms, that I drew when I was 11 and I was in love with Princess Diana and all things British, so I read books on heraldry and ignored most of what I learned and drew some badass unicorn horns and swords and arrows. And some gender ambiguous people hanging out, chilling.
Kate Middleton had to make up her own coat of arms now that she’s a princess, and she put some acorns on it. That is not very badass.
Indeed, that is seriously badass. (I had nowhere near that much imagination at that age, and still can’t draw anywhere near that well.)