Nixon: Watergate
Clinton: Waterbed
The President’s biggest fear…
Nixon: The Cold War
Clinton: The Cold Sore
Complaints toward the President…
Nixon: Carpet-Bombing
Clinton: Carpet-Burns
Their Vice-Presidents…
Nixon: His was Greek
Clinton: His is a Geek
Presidential qualities…
Nixon: Couldn’t stop Kissinger
Clinton: Couldn’t stop kissing her
Things the President couldn’t explain…
Nixon: The missing 18-minutes on the tapes
Clinton: The 36D bra in his briefcase
Presidential Nicknames…
Nixon: Tricky Dick
Clinton: Slick Willy
and finally, Presidential excuses…
Nixon: I am not a crook
Clinton: I didn’t get in her nook