Drink One Sip If:
President Bush says the word “safer”
Bush says “terrorism”
Bush says “flip flop”
Bush says “Saddam Hussein”
Bush says “September 11”
Kerry says “Enron” or “Halliburton”
Kerry says “North Korea”
every three times Kerry points with his left hand
Anyone mentions their own military service
One candidate interrupts another candidate
Either candidate promises to “support our troops”
Either candidate says “The American People”
Either candidate says “Florida”
Either candidate says “Axis of evil”
Drink Two Sips If:
Bush says “cut and run”
Bush says “Osama bin Laden” or Al Qaeda
Kerry brings up Bush’s “Mission Accomplished” moment
Kerry mentions Bush wants to reinstate the draft
Either candidate mentions an ordinary American by name
Either candidate talks past their time limit
Anyone looks at the wrong camera
Anyone whips out “evidence”
Anyone mentions blogs
Everytime you see anyone wearing the yellow “LiveSTRONG” bracelet
Finish Your Glass If:
Bush uses the phrase “compassionate conservative”
Bush says “Enron” or “Halliburton”
Bush mispronounces any word or name
Anyone in the audience gets dragged out of the auditorium
Anyone in the audience gets off an unscripted question
Anyone says “Osama bin Hidin'”
Anyone uses a sports metaphor
Anyone attempts to speak Spanish to pander to Latinos
Do a Shot If:
Bush mentions the deficit
Bush accuses Kerry of being “French on terrorism”
Kerry accuses Bush of being a pansy for avoiding Vietnam
Ralph Nader shows up insisting on airtime
Finish the Bottle If:
Bush admits he made a mistake (“miscalculation” counts)
Anyone challenges anyone to a duel
The moderator rips off his mask to reveal his true identity is Karl Rove