Current Events

By now you might be familiar with the concept of “Republican Astroturf” in which the Republican national committee writes a letter and sends it to “captains” all over the country, who are then instructed to send it in to their local papers as though they wrote it themselves. It’s usually easy to catch these, because if you can find one, you can Google a phrase from it and see it show up in local papers websites. The reason it’s so disgusting is because it’s basically a free ad on the part of the Republican party’s agenda.
Now the White House is using soldiers to send pre-written, pro-war letters home to their hometown papers in an effort to spin people in favor of the war. Unfortunately, in many cases, they didn’t get permission from the soldiers to use their names, or even notify them that the letters were being sent. Bad form!

“Rush Limbaugh is telling his fans that part of what they’ve heard about him is true: he’s addicted to painkillers. In a statement on his radio show today, the conservative commentator said he’s “not making any excuses” and takes full responsibility for his problem. He says he’s no role model and refuses to let people think he’s “doing something great here.” Limbaugh says he’s twice checked himself into medical facilities to try to break his dependence on prescription drugs. He says his doctor prescribed the pills years ago after his spinal surgery, and he kept taking them for pain in his lower back and neck.”
Boo hoo! The poor, poor guy. Here’s what he’s had to say about drug abuse by others:

“What this says to me,” he told his listeners that day, “is that too many whites are getting away with drug use. Too many whites are getting away with drug sales. Too many whites are getting away with trafficking in this stuff. The answer to this disparity is not to start letting people out of jail because we’re not putting others in jail who are breaking the law. The answer is to go out and find the ones who are getting away with it, convict them and send them up the river, too.”

“BOSTON (AP) — President Bush’s drug czar told New England governors Wednesday that drug testing in schools would be an effective way to combat a growing problem of drug use among young people, but area school officials caution there are problems with it.”
I wonder if any of Bush’s people have ever bothered to, say, actually READ the fucking constitution. You know, the document they’re sworn to uphold…

Into the pockets of Bush & Cheney’s pals, who are the ones profiting from the Iraqi reconstruction efforts. Salon Magazine has an excellent cheat-sheet for you that outlines who gets what, and exactly how the middle-class American taxpayers are being robbed blind.

Already conservatives are talking about changing the constitution to allow Schwarzenegger to run for president. Currently he’s not allowed because he wasn’t born in the US. Here’s a note to them: That will happen over my dead body.

I’ve narrowed my choice of vacations spots down further. Florida was out after 2000, now California’s out. I guess if I want to go to Disney, it’ll have to be EuroDisney.

Our retarded moron President has declared the week of Oct 12- Oct 18 to be “Marriage Protection Week.” In other words, “Anti-Gay Hatred and Bigotry Week.” Apparently, marriage has to be protected from me. Why, George? Are you afraid I’d do a better job of it than you have? Cause it’s not like I can do any damage to the institution, frankly.
The fact that it falls on Matthew Shepard’s death anniversary is possibly accidental, but it certainly was planned to coincide with “National Coming Out Day” on Oct. 11th. This is about the last straw for me. If you want to hold a god damned anti-gay marriage week, at least keep it off of the holiday we’ve been celebrating since 1987.

While Arnold watches and does nothing. At least that’s a step up for him; in the past, he used to do the attacking himself.