Top Ten Conservative Idiots (#154)

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I’ve been on vacation for a week and not blogging about anything political, but this week’s list from Democratic Underground covers all the really big stories, including how a major media outlet refused to honor the war dead for political reasons, and how Iraqi prisoners are being tortured and raped by American soldiers in prison, which is really no better than what we accused Saddam Hussein of doing. And interestingly enough, what the GOP is lambasting Kerry for speaking out about during the Vietnam war.
The thing I wanted to point out, that no one seems to be covering much, is how homophobic the behavior of the American soldiers doing the torturing is… they’re forcing male prisoners to simulate sexual poses with each other as a form of humiliation, and taking photos of it to entertain their friends.

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U.S. eyes proposal to draft women, raise cut off age to 34

WASHINGTON – The chief of the U.S. Selective Service System has proposed registering women for the military draft and requiring that young Americans regularly inform the government about whether they have training in niche specialties needed in the armed services.

The proposal, which the agency’s acting director Lewis Brodsky presented to senior Pentagon officials just before the U.S.-led invasion of Iraq, also seeks to extend the age of draft registration to 34, up from 25.

Please note that this would not only keep my younger brother Gary eligible for the draft, but make my sister Stacy and my brother Scott eligible as well. Let’s all keep this in mind when voting tomorrow.

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Friday Five, er… Four

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Since the old school “Friday Five” seems to be out of commission for a while, I’m ushering in the fresh new “Friday Four” from Belicove.com a nice guy I happen to know.
Q: If you were able to leave your present job today in order to start your own business tomorrow, what type of business would you start?
Circus! No, maybe, fortune teller! Organ grinder!! Then I’d get to have a monkey.
Q: Do you have a regular rotation for the clothes you wear to work, or are you a fashionista–the type who wouldn’t even consider wearing the same outfit within the same “x” number of days?
I have a lot of clothes. I have favorite stuff I love to wear, and stuff that I wear when my favorite stuff is in the wash. I try not to wear the same outfit within 7 days. Technically, I could go for 17 days without wearing any article of clothing more than once… because I have 17 pairs of underwear. TMI?
Q: What’s the largest crowd you’ve ever been a part of?
Toss up between the Indy 500 race crowd, and the 1993 March on Washington for Gay and Lesbian Rights, which clocked in at 1 million +.
Q: What’s in the trunk of your car right now? If not your trunk, then how about in the back seat?
Err, I have a truck… but in the bed right now are cement garden border blocks I bought at Lowe’s the other day.

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Bush’s April 13th Press Conference

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Presidential Press Conference, April 13, 2004
President Bush: John.
Reporter: Thank you, Mr. President … What would your biggest mistake be, would you say, and what lessons have you learned from it?
Bush: Hmm. I wish you would have given me this written question ahead of time, so I could plan for it. … You know, I just, uh, I’m sure something will pop into my head here in the midst of this press conference, with all the pressure of trying to come up with an answer, but it hadn’t yet. .. I, uh, hope I — I don’t want to sound like I’ve made no mistakes. I’m confident I have. I just haven’t — you just put me under the spot here, and maybe I’m not as quick on my feet as I should be in coming up with one.

Now look at that for a moment — aside from the fact that the president is just too stupid to think on his feet, which frankly isn’t that surprising and something we could have guessed — notice that he points out that all questions for press conferences are usually submitted to him in writing, and he’s objecting that this one wasn’t.
No president has ever held a press conference that way before — no one. Only Bush asks for questions to be submitted ahead of time so he can prepare, or rather so Karl Rove can write the answers for him, because the man is too damned dumb to be able to figure out an answer on his own.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again — it’s terrifying when I’m smarter than the President of the United States.

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Definition of Fascism

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“… a form of political behavior marked by obsessive preoccupation with community decline, humiliation or victimhood and by compensatory cults of unity, energy and purity, in which a mass-based party of committed nationalist militants, working in uneasy but effective collaboration with traditional elites, abandons democratic liberties and pursues with redemptive violence and without ethical or legal restraints goals of internal cleansing and external expansion.”
According to the recently published and very well-reviewed Anatomy of Fascism.
Hmmm. Maybe Canada’s too close. Maybe Europe would be better.

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Iraq Nuke Facilities Unguarded

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A report by the International Atomic Energy Agency warns the U.S. Government that Iraq Nuclear Facilities are unguarded and that radioactive materials are being removed from the country. According to the report, satellite imagery shows “extensive removal of equipment and in some instances, removal of entire buildings,” in Iraq. In addition, “large quanitities of scrap, some of it contaminated, have been transfered out of Iraq from sites” previously monitored by the IAEA.

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