A man was walking up the street, when he passed by a Catholic Church. He noticed smoke pouring out of the building. He ran inside, and yelled to the Priest, “Father, Father!! Your Church is on Fire!” The Priest grabbed the New Testament, and ran out.
A little farther up the road, the man passed by a Jewish Synagogue. Smoke was pouring out of the building. He ran inside. “Rabbi, Rabbi!! Your building is on fire!”, cried the man. The Rabbi grabbed the Old Testament, and ran out.
A little farther down, the man came by a Unitarian Universalist Church. It, too, was on fire. The man rushed inside. “Minister, Minister!! Your Church is on fire!”, cried the man. The minister grabbed the coffeepot and ran out.