links for 2009-05-12
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I hear that torturers make the big bucks and have lots of career advancements. I gotta get into that business.
How do you get Michelle Obama’s arms? First you go to Princeton, then Harvard…
What sweet feelings does it’s scent transmute?
Whence this perfume floating everywhere?
Don’t you know, it’s that dear forbidden fruit.
It’s that time of year again – Time to sing one of my favorite songs ever… The Lusty Month of May. (Preference goes to the version sung by the divine Julie Andrews, of course.)
Happy May Day, people.