Today’s Fortune Cookie

“Everything will now come your way.”

Um, at first I thought “Great!” because I’m waiting for the new laptop. (Is that like “Waiting for Godot“?) But then I started to worry – what if I need a helmet?

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3 comments on “Today’s Fortune Cookie
  1. Steph: Well? Are you going to get my laptop off the truck?
    UPS Driver: Yes, I’ll get it.
    The driver does not move.

  2. Existential humor. So funny.

  3. Hee. 🙂 I love WFG. One of my favorite plays. Would love to have seen it performed with Robin Williams and Steve Martin (I believe that’s the right combo).

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