But it has grown entirely out of hand. It is time to put away childish things. I must restore my balance, view the world in a fair way, hope to inspire more appreciation than ridicule. No doubt there will always be a role for snarking, given the proper target and an appropriate venue, and I reserve the right to snark when it is deserved, as in certain movie reviews. But in general I must become more well-behaved.
Did you know that a Nazi guy was building a dirty nuclear bomb to set of at the Inauguration, and that he was only stopped because his wife shot him? It's true! And scary.