Today’s Fortune Cookie

“You crave your lover when the two of you are apart.”
Ooo la la! Hawt cookie! I couldn’t read it out loud to my co-worker – I had to hand it to her to read, lest I get a case of the giggles. (But I will be reading it out loud to my girlfriend later.)

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  1. Jen

    Yeah, and my fortune cookie was something like, “You will soon receive enlightenment.” An hour later, when I was getting a root canal, I was enlightened on several key points:
    1. root canals suck.
    2. nitrous oxide is great, but
    3. nitrious oxide makes me paranoid. I thought everyone was laughing at me behind my back.

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