You Might Be a College Student If…
You have ever price shopped for Top Ramen, you might be a college student.
You live in a house with three couches, none of which match.
You consider Mac and Cheese a balanced meal.
You have ever written a check for 45 cents.
You have a fine collection of domestic beer bottles.
You have ever seen two consectutive sunrises without sleeping.
Your glass set is composed of McDonald’s Extra Value Meal Plastic Cups.
Your underwear supply dictates the time between laundry loads.
You cannot remember when you last washed your car.
You can pack your worldly possesions into the back of a pick-up (one trip).
You have ever had to justify yourself for buying Natural Light.
The first thing you do in the morning is roll over and introduce yourself.
You average less than 3 hours of sleep a night.
Your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn’t
You go to Wal-Mart more than 3 times a week
You eat at the cafeteria because it’s"free", even though it sucks
You are personally keeping the local pizza place from bankruptcy
You wake up 10 minutes before class
You wear the same jeans 13 days in a row –without washing them
Your breakfast consists of a coke on the way to class
Your social life consists of a date with the library
Your idea of "doing your hair" is putting on a baseball cap
It takes a shovel to find the floor of your room
You carry less than a dollar on you at all times because that’s all you have
You haven’t done laundry in so long you are wearing your swim suit to class
Your midnight snack is microwave popcorn
You celebrate when you find a quarter
Your room is so cold that your toilet freezes over
Your walls are plastered with posters of half naked men or women
You have built up a tolerence for certain beverages (he he he)
You wear a sweat suit for so long that it stands up by itself
Your backpack is giving you Scoliosis
You get more sleep in class than in your room
Your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself some Ramen Noodles
You can sleep through your roommate’s blaring stereo
You live in an area that is smaller than most mobile homes
You get more e-mail than mail……